the Police Force ra ises reve nue .Reg Webb - thi s man has beenaround too long to be a square. He andBob organised a t rial , for wh ich certainpa rt icipa nts have almost forg iven them.Reg believes wome n are a be<strong>au</strong>ty to holdand a jaw fore ver .Roger Westw ood was see n during theyear dri ving anything from on M.G . toa Ma rk V I I Jaguar. I a m not sure wh ichcar is his (Stop Pre ss - No ne) . Certa inpe ople were sh oc ked by Roger 's mid- yearexa m show ing.Norm Wang mai ntained his amia bleex te rior even when rudely awaken ed bya horde of sa vages t h rowin g a matt ressa nd bed clothe s a round the room wh ilstin h igh spirits .Ken Terry - it is said that the punis the lowest form of wit, but it is ev identthat the person who sta ted th is hod nothe ard one of Ken 's TerrybuJ jokes.Gra ha m W itt y wasn' t c ctinq in theconcert, no r was he acting at the pa rtyafte rwords.W ell , if it isn 't John Sta nd ish. How!How' Sti ll think the re's beer in them'i'har bot t les , John. How! How!Russ e l Health st ill maintai ns thot hewas not ins t rume ntal in h is fam ily movingto Brisbane (a su burb of Sur fersParadise). Perha ps ou r co ld c lima te induces the wome n to wea r too manyclot hes?Ton y Press is th e handsom e, witty e ndintellige nt yo ung man who wro te thi s deIightf uJ copy.W ell , that just a bou t tokes core oftha t. Many a nd he artfelt thanks are dueto a mob of Bods known as the Sto ff whaguided us th rou gh th e ye ars, a nd os yo umight have guessed - the Butler don eit.• FORM 88 NOTESWe fin a l year electricians feel thateven in this year of crowded classroo msand ove r-ma nned lab oratories we ha vesti ll be en a b le to make our presence felt.Among not able events we cou ld mentionthe invention of the Brachyst roni cHuman Speed Control, the pu rchase ofon en gagement ring a nd on expedit ionto Mt. Buller, os wel l a s other d ra ma t icocc urrenc es .59W e a re proud of t he repres enta t ionwe have had in all phases of school a ct ivities, but realise that to mention nameswould be to pay undue tribute to the few.We could sp eak af student administrators,sportsmen, showmen and photographers, but these receive their l<strong>au</strong>rels inothe r than form not es and so we havesee n it fitting to record in poetic (? ?)form on e ond all of our members, asequal s.W e're proud of S.R.C. ch ief Jock,And no one see ms to co re,If Jack takes forty winks in clo ssOr wri tes to lad y fair.Bill's a country bumkin,And likes to swing the sti c ks,We hope he studies hard enoughTo dodge th e council picks.Blue 's our football captain,He played just half '(he gomes,He ha s some othe r interests,But we co n' r find out t he ir names.Bob 's our juni or teddy,He wea rs a half-grown co ot,W e hope he grows to co unte r hei ghtBefore he has to vote.Dave has Ou r sho rtest wav e lengt h,But bandwidth rather lorge ,His ca pacita nce for A rmy workSoo n earned him his d isc harge.Douq's our electronic brain;Takes classes in h is stri de ,H is love fo r mountain sceneryMade Doctar ta n his h ide.Geoff wa s born in England lBut we like hi m just the some ,He th inks t he English footballIs supe rior to ou r game.Graeme rides a scooter,But soon moy ha ve to se ll;A scoot er doesn 't ca rryBricks and martar very wel/.Julian looks like he 's the ne xtTo bu y a diamond rin g lBut don't think thi s/ll stop himFrom ha ving one lost fling .Janis almast a vete ra nAt entertaining girl s,Ma ny jealous cads have triedTo cut his st ring of pearls.Kenne th is our Goon fen,He's Eckles, Ned and M in,We ld use him for a lamp postIf he was n' t so darn thin.Kev wa s born a cocky,
He like s the open pla ins,He m ight go to the Uni,And we o il kn ow whot he 'll gain.Lloyd 's on the socia l committe e,T he a rt fo rm s give h im hi s sp ort ,He 's ne ver been quite th e so me sinceThat rust red Morris was bought.M ike rehashed h is " Ock e r"To get the e.G. do wn ,He mode it such a mighty jobHe 's the lowest guy round town .Robert's our S.E.e. mon,The oldest in the cl oss,If we received a wage like hisWe wouldn't try to pass.Ronald drives a Morris,How well?-We've c<strong>au</strong>se to doubt,For Ronald spends his spa re timeBelt ing crumples out.Ral ph shows a touch of he ather,Other st ra nge qual ities too;The wee ke nds he doesn 't go skiingHe plays his didgereedoo.Stanley's ve ry ti cklish,He sh udders when we're near,Perhaps th is strange pos se ss ionWill keep you ng ladi es c lear.Steffan's quite so me stude nt,He buil t himself a e.R.O.W h ile he stoys on the radio beamWe ca n't tell we 're he 'l l go.Trevor 's enth used with speed cars,He h<strong>au</strong>nts the la ke side track,'Twas Fangio, Moss and Beh raWho dr ove his hairl ine bock.Tom's our bearded smoke r;Takes ph ot os too we hear,W e ha ve a feeling that our TomIs int erested in beer.Dan's our best bag snotcher,The poet too is he ,Before the M ag is pr intedHe'd be well advised to flee!• FORM 7A NOTESThe st udents of the Senior Scho olma y be divided into four g roups:( 1) Those who study; (2) Those whowork; (3) Those who have money; (4 )Th ose in 7A.This la st group is by for the most important,for it contains many " occafiends" end other unsa voury types.Michael Allan is an " enthoaseya st" andd rive s a chassis with a ground sheet andpetrol tonk on it. This used to be a 7a nd will on e day co rry a regist rot ionst icker.Barry Ash is busy bu ild ing a 7 a ndone da y it may e ven ru n.Ian Chesterfield d rive s 0 pair of heli ca lsprings with t he rema ins of a 7 atta chedto them. Inc ide ntally, this boy haslodg ed a complaint with the R.S.P.e.A.Ken Ford has a Holden Specia l fittedwith an <strong>au</strong>tomtic hatch-opening sys tem.This boy, who al so pos se sses a 7 , is quiteofte n seen at school somet imes.Graeme Disney has a 7 with a racingtype body not unlike that of a small typeleather omn ibus . (Th is boy is not interestedin girl s and spends all his spareti me studyinq.)Graeme Poeknees lives only fo r Maths3, Graphics and T. & F. Theor y. He a lsospends much time on the remains of aRiley .Most of the th ings that could be saida bout Bar ry Locke are better left unsaid.(Even if they were sa id they would becenso red.) It will suffice to soy Barrykn ows that there is another sex.Freddy St ickland has a very much a ircooledEsse x wh ich at the moment runsve ry s ilent ly.Viln is C<strong>au</strong>n e has e ither a motor bikewith a DK engine in it, or a DKW with amoto r bike engi ne in it.Poor old Dieter Muenzing on ly ha s aVW that h is father threw out.Frank Maher manoeuvres a tank tosc ho ol and will one day please the crowdby parking it on top of LBH's 203 o rRHK 's A55 (Frank's brother has a J og .powered by a seven bearing rubberbond).Peter Hider spends h is t ime th ink ingthinks of foster wa ys of driVing instructorsoff the deep end.Roy Smeaton has a Holden whic h hewill not drive unless it has fift een pa s60sengers in it - one in th e front seat,two in the back seat, and e leve n in theboot.Bill Swinson and Pud Rawlinson learntmany th ings wh ile a t S.T.S. and arewell known to many an ira te father inthe Mentone district.Graeme Sambell and Ron Scott beetlearound in Ron 's highly a d justa ble d iff .with Standard attached.
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