CO-ED. N.B.G.Now let's face it! T his sto ry is bein g writlenfor one sole pu rpose, ~IONEY. In actual fact th eimmen se sum of FI VE PO UND S, almos t eno ug h toturn on e's sto mach and lak e up writing lovenovels for " Wo men 's Weekl y" . Dep endin g on th erea der's va lue of £ 5 he or she will be a ble to judgeent ire ly th e tr ue va lue of this epic in literature.It starts like th isr- O nce upon a li me , as I was mean derin g throughthe decrepit b uilding affec tio nately kn own to us as" O UR CO LLE GE", I j ust happened to gaze upona t ru ly great piece of an. \Vit h an im mense taxingof m} imagin at ion I man aged to decipher a crudelyworded mes.sagc amo ngst the infa nti le scr ibb lesih ercon.Briefly it rea d : "ST O;\:EAGE HOP, FR IDA YTH E SO AND SO. CLCB A T AR T AN D GETTHER E. "After a br ief interval of shoc k th a t such th in gstypical of th e ou tside a ppea ra nce of th e bu ildingactuall y occu rred insid e of it , I recomposed my·self and dec ide d to in vestigate th is in iquitou s setupfurthe r . _ _ . (Some daze Iate r.)As I crept qu ietly through the still ni Aht airtowards " OU R CO LLEGE" I sud den ly beca meaw are of a horrible indescribable, agon iling, earpiercing, sto mach- ru m bling type noise. Upon ap·p roaching th e finely constructe d tin shed whi ch Ipresume to have been the ven ue of th is fo ul even t,I was al most blow n over by a gigantic gush of ai r?emitted from th is d isgu sting tin shed wh en a lilliema n in a big beard ope ne d a big green door andcolla psed in a disgruntled heap on the asphalt .On e q u ick movemen t and J was in !!HORROR! I ! !T he sigh t th at bom barded m y eyes was sheerthe less be des cr ibed that way l l H ORROR!T hree score a nd ten (+ or - 100) bea rd ed ,long ha ired , bloody -eyed , weir dly cla d, unkem p tbodies gesti CUla ting in a fash ion that eve n J co uldnot explain , vio len tly jerkin g th eir bodie s to th isHOR R.OR~ - ind esc r i bable in ter ms of words bu tfor the sa ke of th is ' Pi tyf u[' story, it sh all neverhorr ible, indescriba ble, ago n izing , ea r-piercing ,stomac h-rumb ling typ e noise previou sly d etectedby myse lf some 5 miles down th e street. H ORR OR'T his hor ribl e, indescri bable, ago ruz mg. ear-pie rcing, sto mac h-rum bling type noise (hence forthrefe rred to as H C .'\E PSR T N --- pronouncedH UAE PSRT N) was ap paren tly being emitt ed fromabout six derelicts bla sting on wha t a p peared tobe various p ieces at antiquated plu mbing froma position above a Iit rle ro om wh ich J was lat erin fo rm ed was allegedly the "Fountain of Yout h ".App a ren tly this was a fac t beca use after a comparisonbet ween bodies goi ng in and bodies goi ngout one co uld read ily detect the "renew ed vigo ur"co ntained in these bodies after "sampling th ewaters" of the Fo untain .It was time to com mence my fraternisin g withthe parrici pa n rs in th is sto ne -age o rgy. Whatbe tte r way than 10 coin a phrase o n that beastl ynot ice, " CL UB A TART " and sta rt dan cin g.T hroug h rh e smo ky haze I bumped into some thi ngwith lon g hai r, a bo u t 66 ins. tall and with pointedshoes a nd po lite ly enq uired as to whether " it"would ind u lge wi th me. Favou r gra nted.Almost immed iately th e H lJA EPSRTN commenced, all hell broke loose, a nd I moved in amanner that would eq ua l th e effo rts of anywarrior of any tribe in a ny co un try. The secondsflew lik e hours, th e minutes like cent ur ies and theminute a nd a halfs like a centu ry a nd an hour puttogethe r.Never bein g one to miss o ur o n an opportunit y,t he th ou ght ca me in to my head that I sho uldinvite he r Olll once aga in to further con tinue m y"s tudies" (You rot ton 101, I kn ow what yo u areth inking. Please read to th e end) . In or der 10pursu e this endeavo ur J h ad LO find ou t he r nam e.so, bei ng a master of psyc ho logy a t all times, 1engaged " it " or her 10 be more polite in conversation."Sh e" told me she was a n art stude nt.Finall y t he op portune mo ment a rrived." O h, by the way, \~ ha t is .you.: na me?"- e yn ] . .Incidentall y, I am wr it ing th is fro m the No rt hPole. Fo r those who are int er ested, I am on ao ne-ma n sit- do wn str ike conde m n ing co-ed uca ti onat ALL T ertia r y In stitution s!MORAL OF THIS STOR Y: -vo« can't evenI rus t a po la r bea r.27
THAILAND"The Land of Freedom"Thailand, the o nly country in South East Asiawh ich ha s never been coloni zed, has a popu la tionof 25 million people, and a area of 198,247 sq uaremiles (abou t the size of Fran ce or twi ce th e sizeof Ne w Zealand). The climate is trop ica l with asummer's (March- May] tem peratu re of 85 °-90°F.,and rainy seaso n (june-October) of 75°-90°F., andWinter (Nov em be r-Februa ry) of 50°-gO°F.The cap ital of Thail and, BAN GKOK, is a citywhi ch is brought to li fe by two and a half millionsof easy-going pe ople with a most friendly attitudeto foreign ers. She is built with a mixture of an cientSia mese T emples, houses and modern buildings.T his city is commonly kn own as "Venice of theEast " bec<strong>au</strong>se of the riv ers around the city area.People wh o have been to Thailand will not onlybe impressed by the culture and the be<strong>au</strong>ty of thecountry, but will be impressed by the intimatefriendliness of the Thais. He re is a n extract froman article written by a writer who visited Thailandrecently,"and I've learnt quickly to like it (Bangkok),as a hot, happy city of two a nd a half millioneas y-going, easy-to -get-on .with-peoplThailanders ha ve a most valuable touristattraction, i.e., their warm friendly nature:the natural impression is a warm, whi tetoothedsmile."The unique art of self-d efe nce which is nowon ly practised in Thailand is the Thai boxing.SOME FACTS ABOUT MALAYACHENG.My country, Ma la ya, with territory of aboutIifty thousand square miles, is sit uated at thesouthern end of Kra Peninsula, which is boundedby Tha~larn'l< on th e north a nd almost surro unde dby th e Sou th Ch ina Sea.Among a population of seven millions, the rac esare d istributed into 45'10 of Malays, 40'10 ofChinese. 10'10 of Indians a nd 5'10 of Europeans andothers .The climate is tropical, characterised by highhumid ity . The average tempera tu re varies betweenapproximately" 70°F. and 90'F. The rainfall isab out 90 inches, distributed fairly evenly thro ugh<strong>au</strong>t the year.Ma laya is the mo st economically and politicallystable country in South-East Asia , It is a lso thenearest Commonwealth member -nation to Australiaexcept New Zealand . Pol itically, Malaya is afed eration, consist in g of eleven states. It is amonar ch y country and ruled b y Yang di -PertuanAgong (Sup reme Head) who is elected among theSult ans (r u lers) of eleven sta tes in a conferenceheld eve ry five yea rs. It is tr ying to adopt theBr-itish Parliamentary System with two H ouses.There are three relig ions widely followed by thepeo p le. Buddhism is very popular among theCh inese com m u ni ty while th e Malays and some ofth e Indians are Moslem or Hindu. Christianityis gro wing rap id ly amon g th ose people wh o a re wellin con tact with western cu ltures.Each ra ce de velops its own colou rful tradit ionalcult ure or way of living. So different. ' calendarsApart from being a traditional sport which ispopular with every sectio n of th e population , it isa most effective form of self-de fe nce, In thisboxi ng , ap a rt from th e fist, th e kn ee, el bo w, feetan d heel can be used on any pa rt of th e oppo ne nt 'sbody. He is however, forbidden to wrestle, th row ,or bu tt. Before each fight th e boxers perform anelaborate obeisance foll owed by stylised shadowboxing . The homag e is dedicated to all th e teachersand tr ainers. T his shado w boxin g is, of co urse,a lso mea nt to tunc up for th e figh t. Apart fromth e exciteme nt of usin g every a vailable weaponon hands a nd feet . Thai box ing is generallyaccompanied by traditional music wh ich is pro·vid ed by a flut e and drums. T his is meant to giveenco urageme n t and rhythm to the boxers.Other than this, th er e a re man y interestingthings which are rarely seen ou tside of Thailand,e.g., Thai classical dance, which is th e mostdelicate and impressive dance, the m arriage ceremony,religiou s rites and other ancient customsfor different occasio ns.Although most of the young Thais are modernminded , we are also fiercely proud of our ancientculture and history. We sh all lea rn all we canof modern ways in order to be able to survive inth e future. But this cloak of modernity is not tobe assumed at th e sacrifice of the past hi story ofThailand · . The Land of Freedom.PIAMTHIPMAN VS.ar e obse rved and each celebrates its own festivals.Amo ng th e Chinese community eight d ifferentdialects are widely spo ken. By old traditions ,Chinese are a bit conserv ative, but ha ve a verytight bond in the family circle. So the moralstandards are high -and th ey ar e very industriousand thrifty.Up to seco nda ry <strong>edu</strong>cation level, four types ofsch ools are a vailable, i.e., Chinese, English, Malayanand Indian. Malay, being a national language,is compulsor y along with the individual motherton gu e in each scho ol. English is quite a commonlan guage to learn. One of the ob structions to th epath of democracy, illiteracy, is decreasing owingto the gradual growth of popular <strong>edu</strong>cation.Am onl;\" the new developments, the H ydro-Electricproject III the Cameron Highlands is our largestengineer in g fea t. Our national economy is heavilydependent on the international markets of tinand rubber. Many national resources is one ofthe greatest prospects in our secondary industry.Like her e, there are many interesting holidayreso rts to offer tourists.In conclusio n, I would like to draw you rattention to our countr r which has a' highpotential .in tourism and industry. You ' are verywelcome to visit ou r country and see for .you rself.P leas e don 't just sit down and try to understanda country and know her p eople by a talk, a bookor som e a rticles.Finally. I hope you will include Malaya in theitinerary on your next overseas trip.28
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