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One hour a week th e class recei ved garden inglesson s fr om one of th e sta ff but. fo r certain(degrad ing) re aso ns he wishes to remain anonymous.Duri ng a survey a t Mac Na mara 's H ostel ry th esection of the form kn own as B.A. (Booze rs Anon y­mo us) decid ed that th ey wou ld rather ha ve atwenty ou nce po t than the super-small seveno uncer. The on ly th in g in Cavou r of t he sevenouncer is that i t is easily souvenire d .J ust before the time-wasting m id-year exams, oldJack handed o u t p ep ta lks Iik c a bea ut , but alas,t hese were of no avail.This pe rson al coverage you ar e now about toread was wri tte n on boa rd a shi p whic h was tr avellingth rough the head s; you see I ha ve been(depor ted).NElL (?vI . Minor) BESCHERVAISE: Nei l, am ember of B.A.• is now goi ng th rou gh h is secondMorris for the year, wh ile most of us can't evenget O NE. W e onl y see Neil a few hours a week .which is q u ite a relief after last yea r; the rest ofthe week he spe nds handing out corr u p tion atCaulfield Grammar. To name some of his friends(vices) would be rather emba rr assin g.IAN (Ba che lo r) CLACK: A strangulated herniamidway th rough the year did little to curtail th islad's activities. Ian took a twelve-month smokofro m school last year and is still trying to shakeoff hi s smoker 's cough. Kno ws three langu ages.good , bad and indifferent, th e second bein g usedIn con juncti on with the other two. Actua lly verylittle can be fou nd to incr imi nate Ian wit h . buta page from his diary may give some idea .. .SO R RY , CENSO R ED.-Ed.GAR Y (Di!? that Di sc) DEV ENI SH . You sh ouldhear the stones Gary tells us on Mon day mo rningsabout h is week-end. j ohnny Birt di d th is, JackCla rk did that, Geoff. L eek did this. you see hi sweek-end con sists of no thing b ut foo tb all (Essen ·don ). Gary is for ever sk i P PIn ~ classe s to see sexyfilms in to wn . If he .is no t domg thi s h e is tryingto get you to join som e record club, as he seemsto profit by th is.JOHN (Conch) H ERMAN : Poor Old Herrn ',always doing the wrong subject at th e wro ng tim e.says that he is behind, in fact he is so far behi ndin his work that he is two years ah ead of th e class.John is ra rel y seen at scho ol before 9.30 a.m. Johnseems to make a habit of crossing lines with M r.Billings and Mr. Kiernan."But, Mr . B., I study maths a t home."" I go t held up at Ca rn egie, Mr . K."DENIS Oazzer) McLEAN: Last yea r Denis alsotook twelv e months holiday from this illustrio usinstitution to d isp lay hi s talents at Taubman s.They were so pleased with efforts that in no timea t a ll he was th ird in ch a rge of th e Chern. Lab.T he owner of a H olden, Denis's hobbies includecollecti ng wom en , jazz records (Mi les Davis andth e "wa you t" st uff), or ganizing jazz dances (Storyville)and escon ing (???) u nsuspec ti ng women homefro m th e sam e. Amen,JOHN (L ad y Killer) MILLEN. H is favouritesong is " H it th e Road J ack ", who wouldn't wi thhis ga rl ic b reath-his fav ou rite teacher, "J ack".Avid St. Kilda [Ma rrlyn) fan , follows them everywhere. J ohn went o n his driest and snowiestsnow trip, pl enty of sno w a nd no booze. he is aprom inent mem be r of Boozers Anonymous. Orgy·nise d a party d uring th e yea r but found Ne d toofast. Keep s the all Australia n Baseball star inpractice (off errors), taught him all he kn ows(about sex) .AN DREW (Booze r) STEVENS. Old boo zer ha sbeen sick la te ly, got some bl ood in hi s alcoho lstream . He never told us th at h e was a chronicalcoholic, but we found out - one day he came toschool SO BER. We then elected him preside nt,secretar y. tre asurer, a nd head member of th eBoozers Anonymous. You ca n' t h elp feeling sorryfor An d y in spi te of his habits, because bet weenj ack Rya n a nd Geoff. R ichards he doesn 't get anyrest, always on hi s back about comi ng to a fewclasses. T he wa y he is go ing he will bet a Pinch ,if he is careful.ROSS (Yes. Mr s. D., On e a.rn , tonight) T HA.R LE:Apart from bein g an other mem be r of B.A. Rossplays baseball for Nor th Balw yn on Saturdays . butCor some unknown reason he stays there all week ­e nd , could it be Lyn. Every Friday Ross tr ies topreserve hi s innards by pickling th em in g rog. Canbe seen illegally piloting a VW around Dandy.LEN (I ne ed a ha ircut) WHITE: Len wouldoutdo most of the gir ls with his lon g hair, onlygets it cu t wh en he trip s over it. T alk ab outvu lgar - he will. witho u t an y he sit ation , tell youto shutup. We would not let h im join B.A.beca use he d rinks too much . Len has th e pe culiarha bits of attendin g all the classes, a nd arrivingearly for soci al science (fo r next week , a nyway).KWA I (Suzie) WONG: Kwai goes to an endlessamoun t of toi l to cover up h is la te n ight ca pers .H ail in g fro m some where in Asia h e is faced wi thdeportatio n if h is Physics III attendan ce figuresdo not improve. H ob bies a re collecti ng records,eva sion of stu d y an d to a rri ve late for lec tures.I n clos ing Kwai reques ts · tha t no let ters be sen tto h im regarding the whereabo uts of Suzie as theyare no t re la ted (Ye t).7MA preview of our mob I now wi ll giveTheir ha bits a nd th e way th ey li ke to li ve,We'll stan with the rep. of th e S.R.C.Who h id es hi s vie ws well , is named Ray Beeb e.He drives all old Dodge, but not ver y Cas t,H e saves on th e pet rol an d wants it to last.H e is always quite willing a p arty to hold,But if you bring any liquor, he then will yOIl scold.W e nex t do come to th e gre at R on H oward,Who, when it comes to mot or scoo ting, is not acow ard,H e drives it lik e he 's a Bull on a B - S - A,An d says it races Pontiacs and Chev rolet.A Sheppa rton n ati ve is " Ali" BarberWh o rides in J eans' Chev. (wh ich could n' t bedriven harder ).H e can be recogn ised every m ornin g ea rlyIn front of th e college watch ing t he girlieOf the Ar t De partm ent an d Commercial landSo he can get some of th em lin ed .56