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(h) Return to th e rafts via a "new" pedestriancrossing ove r St. Kilda road,FOOTNOTE:While watching television th at ni ght. it wasamazing h ow soon the film of the race sto ppe dwhen the camera was hit with an apple from ared-headed civil lad.THE CIVIL T EACHERSThe men respon sible for guiding, threateningand overworkinK the eighth form civil studentsduring the yea r:-Mr. P. PESCOT T : Unfortunately suffers from aconv iction that sch ool clock s ar e ten minutes fast.Very fr ightened of " argu men ts".Mr. D . ROACH: Two aims:­(I) 1O frighten us to work by telling us that wea re weeks behind the syllab us a nd that ou r ne xtassignm ent must be handed in a week ea r lie rthan stated;(2) a hope that somebody (anybody) will washhis Humber.NIr. J . HOADLEY: Also ha s trouble reading th eclock but hi s main claim to Fame is rhe businesslikeway he runs the Surveying Storeroom at aprofit by ch arging stude n ts exorbitant amoun ts forpaper, lost and dam aged eq ui p me n t.The Coulltry Y ok elsROSS CURRIE: Gels upset a t the sight of aflipped V.W, Mr. Pescott, "H ow is it done. Ross?"BARRY CO O PER : Kept warm in the winter byhi s lo ve. long johns, and a sm all flat. " H O P "BADEWHOP: His motor-cycle is opposed to wetweather a nd trucks.ER IC BRADSHAW: Loves a ll vices bu t drownsm ost of them ! Hic! "ROO" MACILLTREE : Morehair on his chest than hair on h is head. BRIANWILL S: Has put grog and girls aside for hisinterest in Hillman ca rs. BRIAN THOMPSON;A used car type farmer. Spends too much time ina Monash H ostel.T he ArtistsJOHN HOGG: Immaculate clothes made him8C's pin-up. A burning hate for a Maths. teacher.BOB CARR; Reads !OO many books with brownp" per rovers.T h e L on g On es" Long John" HOWIE: His legs are used forsto ring beer. GRAEME ADDISON; 33!% longer[h an " L ong John" . A poo r judge of gir l guidesand b rownies.M iscellan eou s FredsG AVIN SWALES: Bird man from Alcatraz. KE NPOWEL L : Most people ge t m arried (nOl worried ).R . C . ~Back row: Barry Cooper, Barry Munroe, Nei l Di xo n, Bob Ta ylor, Bob Carr. G raen n- Addison , Don Howie, Bob Lewis.G eoff Petherbridec. Eri c Bra dshaw.Middle ro w : David Brindl e , K en Po well , Gavin Swail es. Alan. Hard ston e, Mr. J. H oadley, Frank Wiseman , M urray Adam s.Harry Smith, Ray Ma>:wdL, Brian M cff lree.Fron t row : Ross Currie , Jo hn Hogg, Bruce Woollard , Bob Sill. Mic hael Sp auld ing. Bria n Thompson , Do n K inde r,Pet er Mi chael , Brian Will s.THE STUDENT SAll information was gathered by foul means.The Surfi esG EO FF. PETHERBRIDGE: An expert on unheard of cars. Cr ack s waves wh en th ere is no one1O witness. " MAC" ADAMS: Ask ML Pescott. Snowtrip comment, "Stop it Joy, or I'll kiss you ."Str ict ly a Rum and Cok e boy. BOB SILL: De ­velopeda taste for cOllntry girls since playin gcountry football. Been n eglecting his Che lsearounds. R emoves gl ass wh en he giggl es. "SPIKE"SPAULDING: Recent convert to ja zz, Will sta rtkeyless cars:-One bare wi re = one burnt hand."SCREW" LEW1S: No suc h thing as S + S + S,at Woolamai beach . Hikes not a pinL but a gallon .FRANK WISEMAN : The form's Dorothy Di x ."Yes. Sir, Mr. Halpin" . He ha s a vast collectionof jumpers, sporLs coats an d red faces.BARRY M UNROE: T h is year he ha s found usefor gr og and girls. ALAN HARDSTONE: Neversee n him. Helps reduce overcrowding of classrooms. BRUCE WOOLLARD: 1 do impressions.you kn ow ? Plays a mean guitar and likes a nicegirl. " MACK" MAXWELL: Rec eived a b-oken legwhile running to th e little house. " H ACK"SMITH: Persists in rowing ou tside the boat. Oncea treasurer, never again. ROBERT TAYLOR:Jaguars and Au stin Seven s rate higher than g irls.ALAN MACK ENZIE: What's under that hair ?PETER MICHAEL: W ants to include pi ckingfootball teams in the Maths. syllabus. "RUSTY"" DIC K" D IX ON brings his "wife" in t he tr ain tokeep him warm?BRINDLE: An abnormal d islike for doubtful jok esand di scussions o n girls. KEN R USSELL: Them ouse that ate a hea t e ngines teach er. LIEW: Hehad better return m y notes or! DON KI NDER:+6