"We are born astride a grave - WaynesWorldStage.com

do you think faggots hit hard?" Then POW. Theguy slid off the hood of the car. I was ready torun in fear for my life. George straightened histie and calmly walked away.George had a big influence on my life.While on tour, I even became somewhat of aclotheshorse myself. As I said, on this tour, I was,for the first time in my life, gaining a littleconfidence in myself as a ladies' man.On our first night in Cleveland, I spotteda rather attractive usher as I entered the theatreand went over to talk to her. I asked if she wouldlike to go out after the show. She said, "No, anddon't ask me again.”A few nights later, she showed up afterthe show at my dressing room. "Would you stilllike to go out with me?" she asked. I said,"Sure." She said, "Good, because I madereservations at a real nice place." We had supperand danced to live music. "Let's go someplaceelse," she said. I protested because I was havingsuch a good time. "You'll have a much bettertime at the place I want to take you.” She took meto her apartment. When we got there, she beganto cry. I tried to comfort her. "Why are youcrying?" I asked. "Haven't you done thisbefore?" "I'm not crying because I've never donethis before, I'm crying because I do this so often.”139