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to evaluate the speed and angle of the vibrations,and then go out and find the food. If even onestudent had known what he was doing, everyonewould have followed him, but no one did. <strong>We</strong>would each aim our arm at the sun to determinethe angle, and then wander around the campusuntil class was over. No one ever found the food.Dr. Potter, bless him, couldn't flunk everyone.<strong>We</strong> all got “C”s.Swan LakeThe son of a close friend of my motherraised parakeets. They all could talk. It wouldappear at times that they were actually carryingon conversations. My parakeet, Mikey, neverlearned to talk, but wow, could he sing. This wasbefore stereo but hi-fi was very much in vogue. Ihad a powerful amp and a Stevens 15 inch coaxialspeaker. I had a very wide range of musical tastebut there is no doubt that Mikey’s favorite wasSwan Lake by Tchaikovsky. Whenever I playedit, he would sing along.One day, I went outside to our backyardand I suddenly realized that Mikey was on myshoulder. I didn’t panic. I walked very slowly tothe back door to the house. I slowly walked upthe steps and opened the door but, just as I wasstepping inside, Mikey flew off. He flew to a374

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