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The Uninvited

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‘It’s hanging well, thank you, Ashok,’ Itell him. I assume the ‘it’ referent is penisrelated,in origin. I picture him the way Iso often see him on the screen,shirtsleeves rolled up, feet on the desk,slightly pixellated and time-lagged. Heonce described his skin colour asStarbucks latte, but when I put a colourchart to his wrist he was forced to agreethat Sanderson’s Burnt Umber, from the2003 range, was more accurate. Hismother’s family was originally fromMumbai and his father is Kashmiri, butAshok, whose name means ‘withoutsadness’, was born in Florida and callshimself Yankee to the boner. This is apun.‘Er. Reason I’m calling is the guy youinvestigated on your Far East trip. <strong>The</strong>

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