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The Uninvited

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‘Fine,’ I say. ‘I’ve been enjoyingnature. And I have a goldfish.’‘Good. Sounds like a start. So. Clearyour head, then finish that report and callme when you’re done. It’s a tough call Iknow. Don’t think I’m unsympathetic. ButI’m counting on you to deliver.’He knows I will. When ProfessorWhybray recommended me to Phipps &Wexman it was Ashok Sharma whospotted my talent for identifying andtracking patterns, ‘like one of those Frenchpigs that root for truffles in the forests ofla Wherever-the-Fuck’, as he put it. It washe who took me on.After we’ve said goodbye I switch off myphone and breathe in deep lungfuls ofdark, saturated air. Sheep are scattered

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