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choose it a name.’ He is very keen onchristening things. ‘Where’s your mother?’‘In the garden. We were pulling updandelions, but she got mad furiousbecause I ate a woodlouse and she said Ihad to brush my teeth and it wasdisgusting, that’s why I’m here to wash itoff cos I’ve still got mud and stuff in mymouth, woodlouse blood.’‘You ate a woodlouse?’‘Actually lots of woodlouses. Maybe ahundred. You touch them and they roll intoa ball. And then you eat them like peanuts.I found them in the ground, there was awhole nest under a stick. Some of themwere smaller than a . . . a grain of pepperor an ant’s bottom.’‘Freddy K. Irregular plural. So it’swoodlice. Did they taste good?’

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