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keep it in a cage, find it a mate, let it havelitters of baby rabbits, and then they’dhave babies and soon there’d be thousandsof them and we could sell them to petshops. He had the creature’s whole lifemapped out. But of course when we gotthere and inspected the lump of mashed furit was stone dead. <strong>The</strong> hind quarters werecompletely crushed, but there wassurprisingly little blood. Freddy cried andstroked its ears and stared into its deathglazedeye, and I rather helplessly tried tocomfort him with some head-patting andshoulder-punching and calling him FreddyK, Freddy K, Freddy K, over and over.But he wouldn’t stop crying. Finally, alittle desperate, I suggested staging afuneral. Immediately, he brightened up:we had a project. I found a plastic bag in

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