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skin of his scalp, which was thedistinctive yellow-grey of Dulux’s 1997River Pearl, looked alarmingly thin anddesiccated.‘I am pleased to meet you Mr Lock.You are very tall,’ he said. <strong>The</strong>n helaughed. In Chinese culture, amusementdisplay can mask embarrassment.‘One metre and ninety-eightcentimetres,’ I told him, pre-emptively.‘But I’ve stopped growing, I promise.’This is a joke I have learned to deploy to‘break the ice’, but Yeh didn’t laugh, asWesterners tend to, so I inclined my headand told him in Chinese that I washonoured to meet him. This worked better:he broke into a cadaverous smile andcomplimented me on my facility. I toldhim languages were a hobby of mine,

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