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The Uninvited

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when I moved in has disappeared from thealcove by the mantelpiece. But it’s easierthan I anticipated to function within thenew parameters.‘If you stuck your hand in a volcano,you’d get a ninth-degree burn,’ he’s sayinga little later, through a mouthful ofpepperoni pizza. ‘From the lava. It cankill you. And it’s glow-in-the-dark.Sometimes red and sometimes orange andthen it’s blue at the edges. Blue fire. Youcan get that.’ He reaches for another sliceand does the archaeopteryx voice. ‘Huloo,Froodoh, wooda you lika anootha slooceof poopporoni pooza. Yos Ploz.’ <strong>The</strong>n hethrows back his head and laughs at hisown entertainment: a throaty, dirty laugh.He spills his juice; Stephanie mops it upwithout complaint. His flow of speech is

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