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ZWEIZZThe Yawn Of The New AgeRelease: 2007Label: Vendlus RecordsAvantgenre: Noise Fragmentation WeirdnessDuration: Less Than An HourOrigin: NorwayOfficial site: http://www.myspace.com/zweizzmusick(a fragment)and so it was, about a year or two ago, that the aVoid and the Lignano heard this crazy-asselectronoise album from this guy who was in that cool band and in that other almost coolerbut in another way band for a shorter while, and now has a lot of bands everywhere that Idon't think anyone can keep track of not even his mother, and thought "hey, let's co-write areview as crazy-ass as this album!", and some work began. and yeah, it was pretty weird.but as things go, it poured out in the sand as Swedes say. too bad, could've become something.maybe. anyway, we forgot about it, until recently, so I thought I'd go resuscitate thefew shards of a review that are still to be found on my hard-drive. can't tell what is mine andwhat is his. but ahh...again, this is not a review. it could have been. consider it a sketch, a few short impressions.then you ask, why publish it if it's not finished? well, then I ask, why release 'the FrostlandTapes'? one for the completionists, as we revel in self-augmentation. the cat mentioned isnow 20 months old and prefers Peter Gabriel and Sting as every grown-up feline does,though she still kinda fancies tuna. the dog is, as far as you are concerned, still not ownedby anyone.disclaimer: aVoid has not listened to this album for a year and can't even remember if it'sany good or not.disclaimer 2: the images found on aVoid's harddrive have been mashed into the text in ahyper-arbitrary fashion, adding some extra un-provoked "strangeness", which is "fun", forthe sake of your "entertainment".enjoy. or don't. ---------SPAWN OF THE DUDEGAUGEDAWN OF THE NUDEMAGEFAUN OF THE CRUDEWAGELAWN OF THE FOODRAGESHAWM OF THELEWDPAGE
FLAMINGO BEAT NECRO("Anyway, I used to hate Iggy Pop but now that he's so commercial I like him a lot betterthan-"The ax hits him mid-sentence, straight in the face, its thick blade chopping sideways intohis open mouth, shutting him up.)Svein-Egil Hatlevik. HologramMagic Logic. Mr.Dingy Sweet Talker WomanStalker.DÃrdhjeimsgÃ¥rd,FlÃretÃ¿ and Afrodisiack.Glitchin' & cuttin' it up.My kitten dig this. And...and she's named after aTormentor song. Sheclaws and attacks theright speaker during trackVIII et XI. Normally sheprefers old-schoolblack/thrash metal andtuna, but I guess this hasthe same aesthetic valuein the eyes of a 4 monthyoung feline. She says:"54 76ioooooooooo," andwhat else can you say?My dog does not dig this. Asoon as track I starts I realise that I don't have a dog.Trippety-hop in epileptic seizures!More than a hobby.The only difference between 'noise' and 'sound' is the amount of letters used. See, no difference.See no difference.de nifference Zoo("That's a very fine Chardonnay you're drinking. /.../ I want to clean you vagina." -I'm wearinga tuxedo for no apparent reason- "It's a beautiful animal")If my foobar2000 were a needle, it would be called foobar2001."RaevskjÃrt" means either 1a.) "Humped in the butt" or 3ce.) "Driven by a fox". I'm... notsure. (I... am... the... devil... and I am... just... like... you)"Tusch", Substantiv, masskulinum, Standardwortschatz (18. Jhd.): Entlehnung. Ãœbernommenaus Ã–sterreich, wo dieses Wort "Schlag, LÃ¤rm, Trompeten- und Paukenschall"bedeutet. Letztlich liegt franzÃsisch. touch, altfranzÃsisch. toche "geblasenes Signal,Trompetenzeichen" zugrunde, zu altfranzÃsisch. tochier "berÃ¼hren", auch "ein Tonwerkzeugspielen, blasen".("Shar-pei?" akthent on thee latht thyllable)Zweizz-mathematics:the + yawn + of + the + new + age = theyawnofthenewage = anegateheftyhenwow = albumsong 1 + song 2 + song x = album y
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