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PROFILE<br />
In his eight years in<br />
Korea, UK native Niels<br />
Footman has taught<br />
English, taken a<br />
Master’s degree, edited<br />
at a local newspaper<br />
and magazine, and is<br />
now working in public<br />
relations. When he’s<br />
not hard at work for<br />
his company, he loves<br />
writing, reading, getting<br />
outdoors and, of<br />
course, the occasional<br />
visit to the noraebang.<br />
hangeul, I was able from a very early stage to sing a song or two in Korean,<br />
which, for an audience unaccustomed to hearing a foreigner speak Korean, never<br />
mind sing it, was often met with something approaching hysteria.<br />
Subsequent noraebang visits with local friends yielded glimpses of Korea that<br />
no guidebook, and certainly no visit to the usual tourist sights, could ever provide.<br />
For me, this was especially the case after I took up a job in a big publishing<br />
firm, where all the other staff were Korean. Every few weeks our department or,<br />
on bigger occasions, the entire office would troop off for the infamous hoesik, or<br />
after-work food and drinks, gorge on barbecued pork and soju (the local grog)<br />
and then, with thudding certainty, make our way to the nearest noraebang.<br />
The change in these people I worked with was often extraordinary. On coming<br />
into contact with a mic, a squelchy soundtrack and a backing video depicting<br />
unfeasibly happy people bounding through a Swiss hamlet, the sternest of clients<br />
and middle-aged office managers would transform into louche rockers or heartfelt<br />
crooners. The daintiest, most introverted young women would open their<br />
mouths to reveal lungs of fire. And while the famous Korean office hierarchy persisted<br />
even in these unceremonious surroundings — the most junior staff would<br />
sing first, drinking etiquette was scrupulously maintained and no one left until<br />
the boss did — there was, at least through the mist of several shots of whiskey too<br />
many, an undeniable sense of camaraderie, a feeling that tonight, at least, everyone<br />
was as one in the crucible of behaving very foolishly indeed.<br />
On the times I subsequently went in groups including newly arrived foreign<br />
friends, though, I was newly reminded of just how alien karaoke was to many of<br />
them. Some would refuse outright to sing, while others would flick endlessly<br />
through the pages of the song catalog, never quite finding the right one. Still<br />
others would choose a song, raise the mic to their mouths, then freeze and shrink<br />
back into their chairs. Having never experienced the joys of karaoke at home,<br />
these greenhorns were consumed with the kind of deep-rooted dread that only<br />
singing in front of their peers could inspire: A fear that their voice would be so<br />
bad, it would make a gaggle of alley cats sound like a barbershop quartet.<br />
As I had once done, though, the karaoke refuseniks were rather missing the<br />
point. As I’ve discovered through my many visits, there can be few places anywhere<br />
where notions of making a fool of yourself are not so much disregarded as<br />
simply irrelevant. While a few of my Korean noraebang companions have been<br />
accomplished singers who clearly put in a bit of practice, the overwhelming<br />
majority were unashamedly poor, murdering everything from K-pop songs to<br />
old, maudlin Korean ballads to Gloria Gaynor with the same relentless vigor and<br />
effort. But just by taking to the floor, and warbling along as best they could, they<br />
invariably prompted claps, cheers and equally woeful dancing among the onlooking<br />
crowd. In just this way, I have had some of my most hilarious nights out in<br />
Korea (the best ones, admittedly, helped along with a drink or six).<br />
I’ve done P-Diddy in my native Scottish accent. I’ve sung late-night Scorpions<br />
duets with old friends. I’ve pogoed to A-ha’s “Take On Me.” And, most stirringly<br />
of all, I’ve stolen the show with stuttering renditions of Korean pop songs. Just<br />
as my friends back home would find moments of genuine poignancy by getting<br />
sloshed on beer, putting their arms around each other’s shoulders and howling<br />
along to the jukebox, Koreans, it has always seemed to me, find a real sense of<br />
togetherness in their song-room serenades. And as mystifying as karaokes may be<br />
for the uninitiated, the friendships formed over drunken, cacophonous noraebang<br />
nights may just be the ones that stay with you the longest.<br />
KOREA<br />
FEBRUARY<br />
2010<br />
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