May 25 2016 THIS WEEK! The official guide to Gay Palm Springs for 21 years.

THAT IS FUNNY
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many
people bring a knife on a date.
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on
a bike
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of
chips.
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s been crying the whole way home.
Isn’t he sick or something?” “No,” replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie.”
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s
got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site
WEEKLY GUIDE TO THE STARS
ARIES March 20 - April 18: You
discover that great minds think
alike-which comes as a relief since
you were beginning to wonder if
you were one of a kind.
TAURUS April 19 - May 19:
You’re investing too much energy
in what “feels” secure. Do the
math and you will discover something
that will make you secure.
GEMINI May 20 - June 19: The
more you get to know someone,
the more you realize that this person’s
a basket case.
CANCER June 20 - July 21: Just
when you thought it was safe to
open up, you’re reminded of why
you keep your feelings to yourself.
That said you can still be
guarded and optimistic.
LEO July 22 - Aug. 21: A casual
remark leaves you wondering if
someone knows more than they
let on. But don’t worry. It was just
a lucky guess.
VIRGO Aug. 22 - Sept. 21: That
crisis in the making looks like it
won’t materialize after all. Either
it turns out to be a false alarm or
it will be called off last minute.
LIBRA Sept. 22 - Oct. 21: There
are so many changes going on
in the lives of your nearest and
dearest that it’s hard to keep up.
So don’t. They’ll bring you up to
date as soon as possible.
SCORPIO. Oct. 22 - Nov. 20: An
attraction isn’t what you had in
mind, but check it out. You might
like it.
SAGITTARIUS Nov. 21-Dec. 20:
An unexpected change in travel
plans leads you to discover something
you’ve been seeking.
CAPRICORN Dec. 21-Jan. 18:
You’re entering into a creative
period that could prove quite lucrative,
but you have to lead with
imagination.
AQUARIUS Jan. 19 - Feb. 17:
Put the finishing touches on a
pitch or proposal and send it on
its way. Timing is everything if
you want success and you need to
strike while the iron’s hot!
PISCES Feb. 18 - March 19: Just
because a friend didn’t mean to
hurt your feelings doesn’t excuse
what happened. You still deserve
an apology.
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