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FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER <strong>2016</strong> THE <strong>BUGLE</strong> 17<br />

CLASSIFIEDS<br />

Educare<br />

2017 APPLICATIONS NOW AVAILABLE<br />

Ages: 2 years – 5 years<br />

1<strong>07</strong> Amatola Row, K.W.T<br />

Contact: Brenda <strong>07</strong>9 493 7219<br />

For sale<br />

Umleqwa/Xhosa Chickens<br />

COMBO SPECIAL!!!<br />

2 for R 130 including head and<br />

feet (READY)<br />

Live Imileqwa – R 50 each<br />

(Minimum order 50)<br />

FREE DELIVERY!!!<br />

Contact: <strong>07</strong>1 717 6502<br />

First Football Game<br />

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend<br />

to a football game for the first<br />

time. After the game he asked<br />

her how she liked the game.<br />

"Oh, I really liked it," she said,<br />

"but I just couldn't understand<br />

though why they were killing<br />

each other for 25 cents."<br />

"What do you mean?"<br />

"All they kept screaming was:<br />

Get the quarter back! Get the<br />

quarter back!"<br />

Property for sale<br />

CLASSIFIEDS<br />

Property to let<br />

Bachelor Flat<br />

Rental R2800 per month<br />

Prepaid electricity<br />

Call: Benita 043 6433855 O/H<br />

Town House To Let<br />

Chamberlane Road<br />

3 Bedrooms, 2 Lounge Areas,<br />

Kitchen and bathroom<br />

Rental R6500 per month<br />

excluding electricity and<br />

alarm system<br />

One Month’s deposit required<br />

Call: Benita 043 6433855 O/H<br />

Malibu Gardens Town House,<br />

Nico Malan Drive<br />

3 Bedrooms with Bathroom:<br />

Rental R7000 per month<br />

Granite kitchen tops, build in<br />

stove, build in cupboards,<br />

blinds, security gates, alarm,<br />

electric fence and lock up<br />

garage.<br />

Rental includes armed<br />

response for alarm, but us<br />

excluding eater and electricity<br />

One Month’s deposit required<br />

Call: Benita 043 6433855 O/H<br />

Property for sale<br />

Large home on a Double Plot with 4 Bedrooms<br />

On the run<br />

with<br />

Mike Webb<br />

Core strength .<br />

AS a runner of many years I<br />

have often heard people talk<br />

about how important core<br />

strength is.<br />

But as many runners do, I<br />

have ignored this over the<br />

years, to my detriment. As<br />

one gets older Core strength<br />

becomes even more important<br />

and runners/walkers and<br />

generally anyone doing exercise<br />

of any sort should try to<br />

focus on core strength sessions<br />

at least twice a week.<br />

There is no clear definition of<br />

Core Strength training but<br />

basically it will always entail<br />

components of balance and<br />

stability, abdominal and lower<br />

back work, and all the muscles<br />

of the trunk.<br />

You can do your own core<br />

training at home by incorporating<br />

abdominal work, plank<br />

etc but to get the best results<br />

get hold of your local gym<br />

and see if any programmes<br />

/classes that are being held<br />

focus on this .<br />

As your core becomes stronger<br />

you will notice a marked<br />

improvement in your running,<br />

especially on the hills.<br />

One does not realize the<br />

importance of your Glutes<br />

(bum muscles ), for instance,<br />

until you start doing proper<br />

core strength work.<br />

Overall body strength starts<br />

from the core !<br />

All very spacious, 2 with fireplaces & built-in-cupboards. Spacious lounge<br />

with fireplace, dining room, single bathroom, large kitchen, separate<br />

laundry, fully installed alarm system with beams all-round the house,<br />

electric gate and boundary wall / fence all around the property,<br />

single car port as well as a large workshop. R1.3 Million.<br />

Contact Gordon Pope on 0834589567 or 0436425834.<br />

The Ventriloquist<br />

A young ventriloquist is touring the<br />

clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in<br />

a small town. He's going through his<br />

usual run of stupid blond jokes, when<br />

a big blond woman in the fourth row<br />

stands on her chair and says: "I've<br />

heard just about enough of your<br />

denigrating blond jokes!<br />

What makes you think you can<br />

stereotype women that way? What<br />

does a person's physical attributes<br />

have to do with their worth as a human<br />

being?<br />

It's guys like you who keep women<br />

like me from being respected at work<br />

and in my community, of reaching my<br />

full potential as a person ... because<br />

you and our kind continue to<br />

perpetuate discrimination against not<br />

only blondes but women at large ... all<br />

in the name of humor."<br />

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to<br />

apologize, but the blond stops him.<br />

"You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking<br />

to that little jerk on your knee!"

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