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6 THE <strong>BUGLE</strong> FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER <strong>2016</strong><br />
Win R50 WeeklyK.W.T 043 642 3556<br />
Parkrun: 5 km fun run /walk tomorrow starting at 8 am as<br />
always FREEEE !!! Come and join in the fun at the King<br />
Golf club. Don't let the rain stop you !! It won't stop us<br />
King William’s Town Bowling Club AGM<br />
Taking place on the 12th October <strong>2016</strong> at 17:30.<br />
Members please attend the AGM.<br />
WEEKLY CROSSWORD<br />
LAST WEEKS WINNER: Claris Peter<br />
ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON<br />
LAST WEEKS SOLUTION<br />
NAME:<br />
............................................<br />
ADDRESS:<br />
...........................................<br />
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DROP ENTRIES AT THE <strong>BUGLE</strong> OFFICE,<br />
73 CAMBRIDGE ROAD,<br />
BEFORE 16H00, TUESDAY<br />
TIDE TABLE<br />
Date High High Low Low<br />
OCTOBER<br />
7 0638 1848 0027 1237<br />
8 <strong>07</strong>21 1938 0<strong>10</strong>3 1321<br />
9 0838 2112 0156 1446<br />
<strong>10</strong> 1<strong>10</strong>4 2327 0350 1728<br />
11 1233 ---- 06<strong>07</strong> 1845<br />
12 0046 1321 <strong>07</strong>06 1932<br />
13 0136 1401 <strong>07</strong>47 2011<br />
Across<br />
8. Whenever<br />
9. Applause<br />
<strong>10</strong>. Grocery<br />
11. Narrow walkway<br />
12. Grass<br />
13. Last<br />
16. Distrust<br />
19. Hew<br />
22. Capital of Bhutan<br />
23. Very large<br />
24. Theatrical entertainment<br />
25. Party tent<br />
Down<br />
1. Largest drum<br />
2. Past<br />
3. Five-pound note<br />
4. Writing instrument<br />
5. Refrain voluntarily<br />
6. Capital of Cuba<br />
7. Pier<br />
14. Boss<br />
15. Little drop<br />
17. Female servant<br />
18. Resembling a slum<br />
20. Nonsense<br />
21. Long narrow arm of the sea<br />
22. Grass<br />
LAST WEEKS CROSSWORD ANSWERS<br />
Across: 1-Upstairs, 6-Sots, 8-Accuse, 9-Number, <strong>10</strong>-Mushy, 11-Cherish,<br />
13-Member, 15-Neighs, 17-Stylish, 19-Mousy, 22-Boring, 23-Obtain,<br />
24-Dean, 25-Reformer.<br />
Down: 2-Picture, 3-Tough, 4-Ices, 5-Sunshine, 6-Samurai, 7-Tiers,<br />
12-Crossgar, 14-Belgian, 16-Hostile, 18-Those, 20-Outer, 21-Wolf<br />
Why Men Can't Win<br />
• If you work too hard, there is never any<br />
time for her, If you don't work enough,<br />
you're a good-for-nothing bum.<br />
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low<br />
pay, it's exploitation, If you have a boring<br />
repetitive job with low pay, you should get<br />
off your butt and find something better.<br />
• If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's<br />
favoritism, If she gets a job ahead of you,<br />
it's equal opportunity.<br />
• If you mention how nice she looks, it's<br />
sexual harassment, If you keep quiet, it's<br />
male indifference.<br />
• If you cry, you're a wimp, If you don't,<br />
you're insensitive.<br />
• If you make a decision without<br />
consulting her, you're a chauvinist, If she<br />
makes a decision without consulting you,<br />
she's a liberated woman.<br />
• If you ask her to do something she<br />
doesn't enjoy, that's domination, If she<br />
asks you, it's a favor.<br />
• If you try to keep yourself in shape,<br />
you're vain, If you don't, you're a slob.<br />
• If you buy her flowers, you're after<br />
something, If you don't, you're not<br />
thoughtful.