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6 THE <strong>BUGLE</strong> FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER <strong>2016</strong><br />

Win R50 WeeklyK.W.T 043 642 3556<br />

Parkrun: 5 km fun run /walk tomorrow starting at 8 am as<br />

always FREEEE !!! Come and join in the fun at the King<br />

Golf club. Don't let the rain stop you !! It won't stop us<br />

King William’s Town Bowling Club AGM<br />

Taking place on the 12th October <strong>2016</strong> at 17:30.<br />

Members please attend the AGM.<br />

WEEKLY CROSSWORD<br />

LAST WEEKS WINNER: Claris Peter<br />

ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON<br />

LAST WEEKS SOLUTION<br />

NAME:<br />

............................................<br />

ADDRESS:<br />

...........................................<br />

...........................................<br />

DROP ENTRIES AT THE <strong>BUGLE</strong> OFFICE,<br />

73 CAMBRIDGE ROAD,<br />

BEFORE 16H00, TUESDAY<br />

TIDE TABLE<br />

Date High High Low Low<br />

OCTOBER<br />

7 0638 1848 0027 1237<br />

8 <strong>07</strong>21 1938 0<strong>10</strong>3 1321<br />

9 0838 2112 0156 1446<br />

<strong>10</strong> 1<strong>10</strong>4 2327 0350 1728<br />

11 1233 ---- 06<strong>07</strong> 1845<br />

12 0046 1321 <strong>07</strong>06 1932<br />

13 0136 1401 <strong>07</strong>47 2011<br />

Across<br />

8. Whenever<br />

9. Applause<br />

<strong>10</strong>. Grocery<br />

11. Narrow walkway<br />

12. Grass<br />

13. Last<br />

16. Distrust<br />

19. Hew<br />

22. Capital of Bhutan<br />

23. Very large<br />

24. Theatrical entertainment<br />

25. Party tent<br />

Down<br />

1. Largest drum<br />

2. Past<br />

3. Five-pound note<br />

4. Writing instrument<br />

5. Refrain voluntarily<br />

6. Capital of Cuba<br />

7. Pier<br />

14. Boss<br />

15. Little drop<br />

17. Female servant<br />

18. Resembling a slum<br />

20. Nonsense<br />

21. Long narrow arm of the sea<br />

22. Grass<br />

LAST WEEKS CROSSWORD ANSWERS<br />

Across: 1-Upstairs, 6-Sots, 8-Accuse, 9-Number, <strong>10</strong>-Mushy, 11-Cherish,<br />

13-Member, 15-Neighs, 17-Stylish, 19-Mousy, 22-Boring, 23-Obtain,<br />

24-Dean, 25-Reformer.<br />

Down: 2-Picture, 3-Tough, 4-Ices, 5-Sunshine, 6-Samurai, 7-Tiers,<br />

12-Crossgar, 14-Belgian, 16-Hostile, 18-Those, 20-Outer, 21-Wolf<br />

Why Men Can't Win<br />

• If you work too hard, there is never any<br />

time for her, If you don't work enough,<br />

you're a good-for-nothing bum.<br />

• If she has a boring repetitive job with low<br />

pay, it's exploitation, If you have a boring<br />

repetitive job with low pay, you should get<br />

off your butt and find something better.<br />

• If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's<br />

favoritism, If she gets a job ahead of you,<br />

it's equal opportunity.<br />

• If you mention how nice she looks, it's<br />

sexual harassment, If you keep quiet, it's<br />

male indifference.<br />

• If you cry, you're a wimp, If you don't,<br />

you're insensitive.<br />

• If you make a decision without<br />

consulting her, you're a chauvinist, If she<br />

makes a decision without consulting you,<br />

she's a liberated woman.<br />

• If you ask her to do something she<br />

doesn't enjoy, that's domination, If she<br />

asks you, it's a favor.<br />

• If you try to keep yourself in shape,<br />

you're vain, If you don't, you're a slob.<br />

• If you buy her flowers, you're after<br />

something, If you don't, you're not<br />

thoughtful.

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