Top 10 + 10 Reasons By Mr. Black Flag (a.k.a. Joel Nannis) After years of doing DE’s, you think you have heard it all. Now and then you hear a new excuse for “farming” or an “unplanned agricultural excursion.” Here are the top 10 +10 reasons for going off the track at a DE. Maybe the next time you go “Cayenneing”, you can come up with a new excuse. Remember: Keep Your Shiny Side Up! 20. I have no idea. I wanted to say hello to Mr. Black flag? 19. I turned in too early. 18. I turned in too late. 17. The sun was in my eyes. 16. I was trying to catch my buddy. 15. A bug hit my windshield. 14. I was going a little to fast. 13. I didn’t realize how wet the track was. 12. The track was slicker than I thought. 11. My instructor told me I could make this turn. 10. I couldn’t see because the bees covered my windshield. 9. My instructor told me not to brake. 8. I shifted into the wrong gear. 7. The stock pads just won’t stop me. 6. I tried to take the corner too fast. 5. I didn’t want to hit the turtle. 4. My tires are worn out. 3. These tires have no traction 2. I guess I should wait until the tires get up to temperature. and the number one reason for visiting the Black Flag Station 1. I had brain fade . . err . . .make that brake fade! :) Photo Courtesy of Matt Platts Photo Courtesy of Matt Platts Photo Courtesy of Matt Platts The Black Flag station watches you from the moment you get on grid . . . . . . and will pull you in to check things out whenever they want to . . . . . . and will even steal your ride, as Lanean Hughes found out the hard way!
ISTOOK’S Motorsport Services PORSCHE + AUDI PERFORMANCE and RACING SERVICES TRACK SUPPORT CHASSIS FABRICATION CUSTOM EXHAUSTS Authorized installer/tuner for REVO Performance Software, FIKSE Wheels, and STOPTECH Performance Brake Systems Watch for the ISTOOK/AINES Motorsports AUDI S4 Twin Turbos on Speed Channel 2733 West 7th Street (repair shop) 3333 Suffolk Drive #104 (race shop) Fort Worth, Texas 76107 (817) 332-6547 (repair shop) (817) 924-2100 (race shop)