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D ear Rosie,<br />
M y m om usually calls every m orning<br />
at 9am to w ake m e up. It is now 9:05<br />
and she still has not rung. D oes she<br />
still love m e? I am w orried that her<br />
new M aster B lender 10,000 deluxe<br />
has taken m y place in her heart...<br />
I have thought long and hard about<br />
your dilemma. Your parents no<br />
doubt sent you to Israel with good<br />
reason. Invest in an alarm clock,<br />
sweetheart, and consider making<br />
aliya!<br />
D ear R osie,<br />
I am starting to feel as though I cam e to Israel to run aw ay from m y parents,<br />
and I am not sure that m y reasons for com ing here w ere right.<br />
And your problem is?...<br />
D ear R osie,<br />
I am having m ajor problem s w ith m y Israeli room -m ate. She keeps taking my<br />
food from the fridge, and th a t’s ju st the beginning o f it. N othing is sacred!<br />
She uses all m y things w ithout asking perm ission. W hat should I do? M y<br />
boyfriend says th at I should stop food shopping and eat out from now on.<br />
Just be glad that she hasn’t taken your boyfriend from your bed! You’re<br />
unlikely to starve while there’s a Burger King in tow n...
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