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COMING SOON<br />
THE EDGE OF HEAVEN (18)<br />
Due 22 February<br />
Despite its seemingly benevolent<br />
title, this fi lm delves into darkly<br />
cathartic territories. A Turkish<br />
immigrant widens the gap between<br />
himself and his son Nejat when he<br />
hires a prostitute to live with him<br />
and remedy his loneliness. Unknown<br />
to Nejat, a series of life-changing<br />
events are waiting just around the<br />
corner.<br />
THE 11TH HOUR (TBC)<br />
Due 15 February<br />
Corrupt congressmen are getting<br />
a break from Michael Moore as<br />
Leonardo Di Caprio turns part<br />
narrator, part eco-warrior for this<br />
feature-length documentary. But<br />
let’s be honest, Michael Moore not<br />
making fi lms is probably far better<br />
for the environment and everyone<br />
concerned.<br />
THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (15)<br />
Due 07 March<br />
It’s Tudor handbags at dawn as the<br />
Boleyn girls battle for the affections<br />
of Henry VIII. Boasting Natalie<br />
Portman, Scarlett Johannson and<br />
Eric Bana in its leading roles, this<br />
could well be the most glamorous<br />
(and factually inaccurate) history<br />
lesson you ever had – think if Britney<br />
Spears started teaching sex ed. Cast<br />
aside though, this looks set to give<br />
traditional period romances a run<br />
for their shillings (or Tudor tender<br />
equivalent)!<br />
10,000 BC (TBC)<br />
Due 14 March<br />
It’s not often you put the word<br />
‘prehistoric’ in front of the word<br />
‘epic’ and <strong>com</strong>e to a half-way<br />
watchable movie. Probably not likely<br />
to change this trend, 10,000 BC will<br />
be lumbering its way towards you<br />
like an Arnold Schwarzenegger<br />
campaign trail.<br />
THE GAME PLAN (U)<br />
Due 07 March<br />
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson takes<br />
on the end of the world in this<br />
high-octane, low-substance action<br />
thriller. Think guns, think explosions,<br />
think token females and gratuitous<br />
nudity... or think schmaltz and happy<br />
endings. It’s actually a <strong>com</strong>edy about<br />
an NFL quarterback who discovers<br />
he has an 8 year old daughter. Now<br />
you really want to see it, don’t you?<br />
BE KIND REWIND (12A)<br />
Due 22 February<br />
Don’t you just hate it when your brain<br />
be<strong>com</strong>es magnetised, ruining every<br />
single video tape in your best mate’s<br />
rental store thus disheartening<br />
your most loyal elderly renter and<br />
forcing you to re-fi lm every movie<br />
and infringe on numerous copyrights<br />
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in order to keep her happy? Yeah,<br />
Jerry (Jack Black) hates it too.<br />
This <strong>com</strong>edy offhandedly endorses<br />
slapstick but remains contemporary<br />
in its approach. One for those of you<br />
who like your humour a little more<br />
imaginative, methinks. Directed by<br />
the inspired Michel Gondry.<br />
UNTRACEABLE (15)<br />
Due 29 February<br />
Diane Lane is an FBI agent hunting<br />
down a seemingly untraceable killer<br />
in this tense thriller. Also starring<br />
Billy Burke, Joseph Cross and a<br />
whole load of other actors that rolled<br />
right out of B movie town.<br />
WANTED (TBC)<br />
Due 14 March<br />
Based on the Mark Miller (yeah,<br />
I’ve not heard of him either) graphic<br />
novels, Wanted tells the story of Wes<br />
(James McAvoy), an interminable<br />
nobody with no ambition and<br />
more apathy than a student voter.<br />
When he meets the sexy, gunwielding<br />
Fox (Angelina Jolie), he’s<br />
shortly inducted into the top secret<br />
Fraternity and rapidly be<strong>com</strong>es a<br />
defender of justice. Morgan Freeman<br />
co-stars, but we bet he wished he<br />
didn’t.<br />
fi lm<br />
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