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OLD SIGNS.<br />
NEW TECHNOLOGY.<br />
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Experience the newest interactive<br />
exhibit at The Neon Museum. This<br />
revolutionary art form uses sight and<br />
sound to transport you through time<br />
and bring long dormant signs back to<br />
life. If all this seems hard to picture,<br />
that’s because it is. You literally<br />
have to see it to believe it.<br />
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veterans, students and seniors<br />
February 2019<br />
Valentine’s Day<br />
By: Bill Caserta / Bill’s Blurbs<br />
Two very active seniors ( Jacob, age 85,<br />
Mariam, age 80), living in Sun City are all<br />
excited about their decision to get married. They<br />
go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the<br />
way, they pass a drugstore and go in.<br />
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”<br />
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”<br />
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”<br />
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”<br />
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?” Pharmacist: “All<br />
kinds.”<br />
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?” Pharmacist: “Definitely.”<br />
Jacob: “How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?”<br />
Pharmacist: “You bet!”<br />
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”<br />
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”<br />
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for<br />
Parkinson’s disease?” Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”<br />
Jacob: “Anything for heartburn and indigestion?” Pharmacist: “We<br />
sure do.”<br />
Jacob: “Adult diapers?” Pharmacist: “Sure, how can I help you?<br />
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”<br />
And Finally: The church held a “Marriage Seminar” and the priest<br />
asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary approached, to share<br />
some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman<br />
all these years.<br />
Luigi replied to his audience: “Well, I tried to treat her well and spend<br />
money on her. But the best thing I did was take her to Italy for our 20th<br />
anniversary.”<br />
The priest said: “Luigi, you are an inspiration to all husbands here<br />
today. Please tell the audience what you plan for your wife for your 50th<br />
anniversary.”<br />
Luigi proudly replied: “I’m gonna go and get her.”<br />
Bill Caserta is the Project Director for The Vegas Voice and<br />
has a very “unique” sense of humor. He welcomes all funny<br />
submissions at: bill@thevegasvoice.net.
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