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On Track Off Road No.183

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By Matthew Roberts<br />

They’re not in it for the fame or<br />

the fortune. They are literally in it<br />

to win it.<br />

As a result, their look is a little<br />

unkempt, a little wild. But that<br />

was nothing compared to their<br />

tackling.<br />

The first yellow card was flashed<br />

within two minutes of the first<br />

whistle, following a late lunge by<br />

young, up-and-coming Irish roads<br />

man Darryl Anderson on factory<br />

Honda BSB star Andrew Irwin,<br />

brother to Glenn. It is difficult to<br />

get a yellow card so quickly in a<br />

professional football match, let<br />

alone a ‘friendly’, but Andrew<br />

- one of the most notoriously<br />

aggressive riders on the British<br />

Superbike grid – had found<br />

himself on the end of the kind of<br />

move that saw him wipe three<br />

riders out in turn one at Snetterton<br />

last season.<br />

Moments later came my first<br />

touch of the ball, a little loose for<br />

my liking on the hard, unforgiving<br />

artificial surface, and James Kelly<br />

– a former Tandragee lap record<br />

holder and keen Gaelic football<br />

player - was onto me.<br />

Within seconds Paul Robinson – a<br />

gnarly little 125cc legend of the<br />

Ulster Grand Prix and North West<br />

200 - came piling in too. An elbow<br />

in the ribs, a boot around the<br />

top of the shin and the ball was<br />

gone – I still don’t know where, it<br />

didn’t seem to matter. I hunched<br />

over in front of the grandstand to<br />

catch my breath, and could sense<br />

the partisan <strong>Road</strong> Racer majority<br />

in a crowd of hundreds baying for<br />

the blood of this particular penpushing<br />

imposter of an Englishman.<br />

Moments later Keith Gillespie, the<br />

former Manchester United winger<br />

and Northern Irish national team<br />

legend, appearing as honorary<br />

captain for the Circuit Racers,<br />

was brutally sawed down in full<br />

flight by Dean Campbell, a race<br />

winner at the Cookstown 100 and<br />

- fittingly - a carpenter by trade.<br />

Gillespie was livid. He’d opened<br />

up a deep gash on his knee<br />

sustained the previous weekend<br />

in another ostensibly ‘friendly’<br />

international competition shown<br />

live on Sky Sports (the one that<br />

saw Ireland’s Jason McAteer sent<br />

off for kicking England’s Michael<br />

Owen up the arse).<br />

Campbell doesn’t give a shit<br />

about football, or Keith Gillespie’s<br />

reputation, or indeed Keith<br />

Gillespie’s knee. But he clearly<br />

gives a massive shit about winning.<br />

But thanks to the guile of<br />

Gillespie, combined with the<br />

calculated runs of Chrissy Rouse<br />

- a nimble British Superstock<br />

race winner with a maths degree<br />

- and the dextrous Nikki Coates<br />

up front, the Circuit Racers edged<br />

into a 2-0 lead. Aided by the<br />

willing runs of Glenn Irwin, an<br />

elaborate tactician from the wide<br />

left position, and the technically<br />

adept Superstock rider Jordan<br />

Gilbert in midfield, it seemed the<br />

incisive approach of the Circuit<br />

Racers was going to be too much<br />

for the <strong>Road</strong> Racers to cope with.<br />

However, as we emerged from the<br />

dressing rooms for the second<br />

half, a stiff westerly wind turned<br />

the rain sideways off the Irish<br />

sea, and into the faces of the Circuit<br />

Racers. The track technicians<br />

seemed to drop a cylinder whilst<br />

the <strong>Road</strong> Racers found some<br />

extra revs and ripped the throttle<br />

that little bit harder.

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