APRIL 24TH - APRIL 30TH, 2019 THE ULTIMATE QUEER GUIDE

Continued from page 22
There's still something very
powerful about walking out onto
that dance floor surrounded by
thousands of other gay men and
feeling the connection — whether
helped by chemicals or not — that
remains affirming, no matter the
generation." William J. Mann
a tiger by the ears, too afraid to hold on,
but not going to let go. And all the glad
handing, backstabbing juvenile bullshit
won’t stop us from tasting the thrill of
success. And we feel sorry for those that
find fault in every little thing.
Maybe because they never had a dream
come true, or maybe they never gave
themselves a chance.
Because look you, with your white sneakers
scuffed, you could not afford to replace
them. Wearing last year’s speedo and an
old jock strap that barley contained your
package.
Wait!
"He, he is leaving? I need to get his
attention", then the big idea lands on you.
You drop your jock. It gets attention, but
not the one you want. It goes badly. Playing
it off as a joke makes it even worse, even
blaming the dancers next to you does not
work. You just exposed your junk to a
thousand horny gay men.
The following story is what White Party
promises. You will meet your dream
person, but do you have the strength to
believe in yourself? The one you never
thought you would be good enough for.
The one you pictured a life with for the
first time. Looking across the room, you
find your man. His clothes are new and
sharp, each outfit carefully crafted like an
artist. “Is he that artist?”, you think? You’re
picking out dish patterns but you have not
even said hi first.
rest of the weekend! Yikes!
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You want to run but you are frozen in your
tracks. Fortunately, security is on you like a
horny bear. As many men begin to grab at
your junk, then the worst happens. It makes
you tingle in that manly way and your body
reacts. Boner boy will be you name for the