JULY 31ST - AUG 6th , 2019 THE ULTIMATE QUEER GUIDE THIS WEEK
You call it potato, I call it Dore Alley Fair. Mild by Palm Springs standards, what happens at Up Your Alley happens every day at CCBC. Tool Shed Bar, Gear leather, Eagle 501 Bar, Runway Bar, Barracks Bar, Rio Azul, Pinocchio in the Desert, Tryst Bar Off Ramp leather Sunshine cafe and more each week.
You call it potato, I call it Dore Alley Fair. Mild by Palm Springs standards, what happens at Up Your Alley happens every day at CCBC. Tool Shed Bar, Gear leather, Eagle 501 Bar, Runway Bar, Barracks Bar, Rio Azul, Pinocchio in the Desert, Tryst Bar Off Ramp leather Sunshine cafe and more each week.
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Summer Funnies!!!<br />
Ever summer we scour the INTERNET<br />
and travelers tips as we count out the last<br />
few days of Sumner. It's already August<br />
and it has been too mild. That is not a<br />
complaint, just an observation. It looks<br />
like climate change has been favorable<br />
to our locale, unlike the other shit hole<br />
places Trump makes this nation out to be.<br />
But lets not mention Trump, except to say<br />
this bumbling incontinence, incompetent,<br />
unhinged president has proved to many<br />
voting is really fucking important. And<br />
something we should really try. Plus, if you<br />
hate it now, wait until you don't vote next<br />
year. I have heard from a reliable source<br />
that Trump will begin harvesting pituitary<br />
glands and kidneys from small children to<br />
live and rule longer.<br />
Lance Armstrong covered Tour de France?<br />
Yes, the cyclist that admitted to taking<br />
performance enhancing drugs throughout<br />
his career and lying about it. Such<br />
a cheater, the cycling’s international<br />
governing body stripped Armstrong of all<br />
seven Tour de France victories and banned<br />
him for life from competition.<br />
What can this say about Lance other than<br />
"How bad are the other Tour de France<br />
winners? I am not a fan of a guy that used<br />
drugs and ruined the lives of those that<br />
trained and fought all kinds of difficulty to<br />
get to the pinnacle of bike racing. He took<br />
that away from them. Or to the millions<br />
of dads that used bike riding as a perfect<br />
lesson on overcoming hurdles in life.<br />
Life Hacks<br />
Vinegar is not just something you put on a<br />
salad or up your mom's pussy.<br />
Fill a spray bottle with white vinegar, and<br />
spritz over chairs and tables to remove<br />
mildew stains and prevent mold from<br />
forming. Also, Vinegar contains acetic<br />
acid, one of the components of aspirin. It<br />
can help ease sunburn pain, itching, and<br />
inflammation. Many studies have shown<br />
that acetic acid and apple cider vinegar<br />
may promote fat burning and weight<br />
loss, decrease blood sugar levels, increase<br />
insulin sensitivity and improve cholesterol<br />
levels, but not for vinegar anal douching,<br />
so there is that.<br />
Gay Jokes<br />
Most gay jokes are not based on gay<br />
stereotypes, just badly recycled straight<br />
jokes. They also show their lack of<br />
knowledge of male anatomy or gay life.<br />
The best gay humor comes from thinking<br />
back to your childhood and noticing that<br />
no matter how much you denied it, you<br />
acted Gay as Fuck. Like...<br />
The way you pitched.<br />
The things you caught.<br />
When grandma asks, "Who is you friend in<br />
all the selfies? Were does he live?", But ou<br />
are not prepared to answer.<br />
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