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TOP IDEA Put your Christmas tree top decoration on before you start decorating your tree. It is easier and a lot safer – no ladders. D Denbo SAVE THE END To save losing the end of the sellotape, slip a paperclip over the end. M Smith FRUIT COOLER Cat’s Crackers Top Tips Freeze grapes and then add them to chill your wine without watering it down. J Timson TopJokes I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking recently that I made a firm New Year’s resolution: No more reading! R Jang If you’re going to buy your child an apple product for Christmas don’t go to a big department store, try the local green grocery store and you can connect them to orange at the same time. H Severn What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even! H Eleigh The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband! Y Hayward TREE RESCUER WINNING ENTRY How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints! - B Fred If your tree is looking thin, there is no need to splash out on a new one. Simply buy some dark green tinsel and twist it round the tree to give the impression of fuller branches. E Jordanou DON’T MINCE AROUND rs Making Christmas pies, but have no time? Buy a top quality jar of mincemeat then add brandy and a handful of luxurious fruits to give it that homemade touch. E Horner My Christmas decorations are inflatable. I’m forever blowing baubles. C Walker Why does santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho! D Lands What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper! B O’Regan A wonderful Christmas song told me to deck the halls…..so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were not very happy! G Ford WIN A £20 ONE 4 ALL VOUCHER Send me your top tip or joke for inclusion in the next mag. The best one will win a £20 One 4 All voucher! Send your entries to: Jokes/Top Tips, NG Magazines, 5a Stanhope Crescent, Arnold, Nottingham, NG5 7AZ or email: cat@ngmagazines.org.uk and include your name, address & tel no.
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