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Moi<br />

By: Dianne Hahn / Back in the Days<br />

Someone asked me to write a little bit about<br />

myself, but that’s not easy to do in 350 words<br />

-especially when you’re picture-perfect. I know<br />

you’re wondering, but think about it.<br />

I’m likeable. Fun to be with. Pretty and pert.<br />

Intelligent, but not a scholar. I’m gentle and<br />

loving, family oriented yet adventurous, too.<br />

How about age? Not for public consumption!<br />

It comes up on occasion, but a lady never tells<br />

her age, a man never needs to. Sometimes a lady<br />

will fib a bit but that’s okay. A secret is a secret.<br />

How many words is that? 98. Really? 350 is a<br />

lot of words! However, there is so much more to<br />

say about me!<br />

I like to entertain and am proficient at setting a table for six, or twelve. I<br />

can do a mean flower arrangement for the centerpiece, and I know which<br />

fork to use with my salad and dessert.<br />

I enjoy wine with dinner, Merlot is my preference, Pinot Grigio if a<br />

white wine is called for. Crown Royal with a splash of water over ice is an<br />

enjoyable before dinner drink. Après diner, Crème De Menthe is delicious.<br />

(193 words)<br />

Let’s talk about habits: I drink a lot of coffee…not necessarily a<br />

positive, right? Well, I like to read and write. I enjoy going out to dinner,<br />

but I’m a good cook.<br />

My mother’s advice regarding cooking was, “Never feed anyone until<br />

they are starving.” Works for me!<br />

243 words. Okay, we’re getting there! Let’s<br />

discuss background. I was an only child,<br />

extremely clever. As a teenager I was very<br />

popular.<br />

I had the most boyfriends, the envy of all my<br />

friends. I sailed through college with high marks<br />

and became a schoolteacher...loved by all!<br />

I write children’s books, and articles for<br />

magazines. They are great! Married - I was a<br />

wonderful wife with a dashing husband and<br />

delightful children. How many words now? 318.<br />

I suppose it’s time to get down to the bare bones. You’ll have to<br />

admit I’m really charming, but I do have one teeny, tiny hidden flaw.<br />

Unfortunately, I lie—brilliantly!<br />

A former schoolteacher, Dianne Sebis Hahn writes for children too.<br />

Presently, Dianne has eight books available on Amazon.com. You<br />

can also see her on SCA TV.<br />

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