DDG May 16, 2023

MAGA V. WOKE
Woke is a clever far-right-leaning tool for
“othering” parts of the far left-leaning party
as the left “othered” MAGA after the Jan 6,
3-hour WH tour, AKA the second shot, heard
around the world. Before the riot Biden won
the popular vote by 7 million WOKE votes and
more than 4 percentage points
The irony is “Woke” alludes to being aware of
an uncertain future and how to make the best
of it, while MAGA promises a return to the “old
timey ways” as the best way to deal with our
same uncertain future. In the present MAGA
riots were put down by our capitol police and
MAGA remains splintered and disorganized.
Here is a list of controversial pardons that
should help you judge the next election. This
list is incomplete but one we find relevant to a
voter.
First, naturally, George Washington issued the
first presidential pardon by excusing two men
who participated in the Whiskey Rebellion.
Thus President Washington pulled this
nation over and sent the United States militia
westward to stop the rebels from burning
the house down under the influence of dark
powers. Only two men, John Mitchell and Philip
Weigel were found guilty of treason. Later
pardoned and the tax repealed. Wigle beat
a tax collector and his house, but Mitchell is
described as a simpleton led astray by lawyer
David Bradford to break federal laws. Hmm
Many MAGA are still licking life-long wounds,
as others are attempting to rise like the
phoenix to regain power, and if they are
successful, a fearless leader stands ready to
exonerate them of all their crimes to get there.
A pardon and like a free press, is a bittersweet
opportunity with broad, unchallengeable, and
nearly unlimited power that cannot be revoked
by anyone for any cause.
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