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Gone are the Good 'Ole Days - Tybee Breeze

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I’m sure that most of you have heard from<br />

time to time <strong>the</strong> old saying: Don’t believe<br />

everything you read in <strong>the</strong> paper and see on<br />

<strong>the</strong> news. I was reminded of this a few<br />

weeks ago when <strong>Tybee</strong> lost power for three<br />

and a half hours due to <strong>the</strong> actions of a local<br />

knucklehead taking on a utility pole just<br />

east of Bull River. One television reporter<br />

from <strong>the</strong> VOD network (voice of doom)<br />

informed viewers that <strong>Tybee</strong> eateries were<br />

unable to open and serve <strong>the</strong> many locals and<br />

tourists who were stuck here during <strong>the</strong><br />

outage. This was simply not <strong>the</strong> case. While<br />

most restaurants were closed, at least one<br />

was not affected by <strong>the</strong> incident. The<br />

Riptide Grill didn’t<br />

miss a beat. Riptide<br />

owner, “Dean-Dean<br />

The Business<br />

Machine,” was<br />

prep<strong>are</strong>d with a<br />

large generator<br />

which was used to<br />

power <strong>the</strong> soft<br />

drink compressor,<br />

<strong>the</strong> sound system,<br />

frozen drink<br />

dispensers, a fan<br />

for <strong>the</strong> hostess and,<br />

most importantly,<br />

<strong>the</strong> cash register.<br />

The outdoor kitchen<br />

is fueled by gas so<br />

food was not<br />

affected. By <strong>the</strong><br />

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<strong>Tybee</strong> <strong>Breeze</strong><br />

way, I’m kind of surprised that so many of<br />

you still don’t know where <strong>the</strong> Riptide is.<br />

Some retail businesses were also open,<br />

handling transactions by hand. I’m talking<br />

about using pencil and paper to calculate<br />

<strong>the</strong> sales tax! Not very many people know<br />

how to do that <strong>the</strong>se days. We have become<br />

far too dependent on computers and<br />

calculators to do our thinking for us. Case<br />

in point: A recent survey/test of high<br />

school graduates showed that a large<br />

percentage of <strong>the</strong>m did not possess <strong>the</strong><br />

skills necessary to figure out how much of a<br />

tip to leave at a restaurant. Sad. Things<br />

sure have changed.<br />

Remember when…<br />

Carjacking was something you did prior to<br />

changing a flat tire?<br />

A home invasion was <strong>the</strong> result of all <strong>the</strong><br />

kids in <strong>the</strong> neighborhood coming over to<br />

your house because your mom was serving<br />

fresh homemade ice cream?<br />

See you next month.

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