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I SPY WITH<br />

MY LITTLE EYE...<br />

BY IRIS N. CORNEA<br />

I UNDERSTAND NEWS OF THE SUDDEN RESIGNATION OF DR.<br />

ALEJANDRA VALENZUELA FROM THE CAPITAL DISTRICT HEALTH<br />

AUTHORITY’S OPHTHALMOLOGY DEPT. LITERALLY HAS PATIENTS<br />

BAWLING THEIR EYES OUT.<br />

Dr. Alejandra resigned from Dalhousie, where she held an associate<br />

professorship, effective at the end of January.<br />

“We received a letter” with Alejandra’s resignation, confirmed uni<br />

spokesthingy Charles Crosby. “We accepted the letter.<br />

We did not solicit it.”<br />

Charles was not at liberty to discuss why Dr. Alejandra,<br />

a young, brilliant — and by all accounts adored —<br />

woman at the top of her profession, would suddenly<br />

call it quits in the blink an eye.<br />

Asked about Dr. Alejandra, who I believe is in her early<br />

40s and whose colleagues regard her as an exceptional<br />

surgeon — the only specialist of her kind east of Montreal<br />

— and whose patients travel from Cape Breton,<br />

P.E.I., and New Brunswick to see her, ex-Herald hack<br />

turned CDHA spokesthingy John Gillis succinctly replied,<br />

“She resigned from Dalhousie, not from Capital<br />

Health.”<br />

While he helpfully promised to verify her CDHA employment<br />

status, John did not get back to me before<br />

deadline.<br />

But when one calls Dr. Alejandra’s CDHA hotline,<br />

which I immediately did after hanging up with John, the good doc’s<br />

calming voice declares, “As of January 28, (I) will no longer be practising<br />

medicine within the Capital District Health Victoria Hospital,”<br />

the sight site of its Eye Care Centre, and where Dr. Alejandra worked<br />

her eyeball restoration magic for the past few years.<br />

Her voice-mail message also states, “Please be advised that it has<br />

not been determined where every patient will be referred.”<br />

The visual visionary adds, in a rather detached tone, “There is no<br />

doctor with her speciality replacing the position immediately.”<br />

I left a message, unreturned at presstime, with Alejandra, a 1992<br />

grad from the prestigious Santiago-based Catolica de Chile U., who<br />

MORE MEDIA MADNESS...<br />

FOUR SNORES AND THREE COLUMNS AGO, THE COMICAL<br />

HERALD TRUMPETED THE ARRIVAL OF FORMER COAST SCRIBE<br />

LEZLIE LOWE TO ITS STORIED PAGES, PROMISING READERS<br />

WEEKEND OFFERINGS FROM AN EYE-CATCHING LASS IT DESCRIBED<br />

AS “PROVOCATIVE, INSIGHTFUL, (AND) UNPREDICTABLE.”<br />

Now, nearly a month into the Hydrostone rezzie’s Herald tenure,<br />

and having endured rambles around Truro Mayor Bill Mills’s queer<strong>com</strong>munity<br />

aversion, the benefits of at-home teen alcohol consumption<br />

and, most recently, international fear-mongering, I’m left thinking<br />

Lezlie’s Horrid scribblings are not unlike a rednecked WASP’s inaugural<br />

visit to the Chinese buffet. You’re <strong>com</strong>pelled by curiosity and<br />

HEALTH<br />

&<br />

BEAUTY<br />

I’m told counts among her CDHA champions medical heavyweights<br />

Dr. Bruce Pretty and Dr. Ivar Mendez.<br />

According to one of her patients, when word of Dr. Alejandra’s resignation<br />

passed through her waiting room in January, “People started<br />

crying.”<br />

My source tells me she demanded to know why the doc was leaving,<br />

and was reportedly told, “I had no choice. I had absolutely no<br />

choice.”<br />

My source, who can’t stop raving about Dr. Alejandra’s exceptional<br />

patient care, relayed how the Walter Havill Drive rezzie would hand<br />

out her house number to post-op patients, urging them<br />

to call any time, day or night.<br />

She adds, “I’ve never known a doctor who loves her<br />

job so much. She gives medicine a human face.”<br />

But depressingly familiar tales from the rumour mill<br />

suggest her CDHA superiors did not show Dr.<br />

Alejandra the level of respect the top surgeon deserved.<br />

In shades of Drs. Michael Goodyear and Gabrielle<br />

Horne, talented doctors whose careers were stymied<br />

by managerial brow-beating, unconfirmed indications<br />

are that Dr. Alejandra may well be another victim of<br />

institutional bullying.<br />

The ophthalmology department is run by Dr. Alan<br />

Cruess, who then-CDHA ceo Don Ford and Dal<br />

prezzie Tom Traves appointed in July 2003.<br />

Himself a leading expert in the field, Cruess arrived<br />

with impeccable credentials from Queens U. and as<br />

medical director of Kingston’s Hotel Dieu Hospital. He succeeded<br />

Dr. Raymond LeBlanc, who oversaw the Halifax eye ward for 24 years.<br />

Despite being led by touchy-feely, so-called “people-centred”,<br />

“leadershift” health nut Chris “Butterfly” Power, the CDHA in many<br />

respects remains an old boys club, where the powers-that-be exercise<br />

double-standards, and brilliant young women and brilliant young<br />

men are not treated alike. Again, I refer you to Dr. Gabrielle Horne’s<br />

endless Kafka-esque quest to restore her medical privileges in that<br />

last bastion of male chauvinism, our Capital District Health Authority.<br />

Does <strong>Frank</strong> Know? atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />

MORE SNORES THAN ROARS FROM EDGY MS. LOWE<br />

great supply to consume as much of what’s<br />

there as you possibly can — you paid for it,<br />

after all — but you’re left feeling empty, if<br />

not cheated, the moment the exercise is<br />

over.<br />

Says one of my followers: “Had Sarah<br />

Dennis or whomever actually read<br />

Lezlie Lowe<br />

(Lezlie’s) column in the years it appeared<br />

in The Coast, they would have found another blase hipster with a penchant<br />

for liberally dropping f-bombs and ‘mehs’ in hopes of winning<br />

over the Facebook and texting-addicted masses.”<br />

Says I: We gave up Peter Duffy phantasmic anal-rape tales and<br />

Coronation Street spoilers for this?<br />

FEBRUARY 16, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 23

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