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DEAR GOD - LOOK! GLORIA MACCLUSKY’S BANNED ALCOHOL FROM<br />
PUBLIC FESTIVALS... AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME THOUSANDS OF<br />
HALIGONIANS ARE DISCOVERING<br />
WHAT AN HRM EVENT<br />
LOOKS LIKE SOBER!<br />
THIS IS TERRIBLE! IF OUR UNIVERSITY IS DESTROYED, 200 YEARS OF<br />
HISTORY AND TRADITION WILL BE LOST FOREVER! COUNTLESS EDUCA-<br />
TIONS WILL BE TORN ASUNDER! AND WE WON’T GET COOL VARSITY TEAM<br />
JACKETS TO PICK UP CHICKS WITH! IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD STOP IT!<br />
AND<br />
SOON...<br />
MAYBE I CAN HELP!<br />
WOW! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE DID<br />
EXACTLY - BUT SUDDENLY ALL THOSE<br />
RIOTERS ARE NO LONGER IN THE PICTURE!<br />
GASP! MIKE DANTON!<br />
ST MARY’S<br />
IS SAVED...<br />
THANKS TO<br />
MIKE<br />
DANTON!!!<br />
OH NO! ALL THOSE CRAZED NON-DRUNKS ARE SO ENRAGED THEY’RE<br />
RIOTING ACROSS THE CITY! THEY’RE TEARING UP THE SMU CAMPUS...<br />
SMASHING WINDOWS... OVERTURNING CARS... THEY’VE EVEN<br />
THROWN A BUS OFF THE ROOF!<br />
LEAPING SWIFTLY INTO ACTION, THE<br />
COURAGEOUS EX-CON BOLDLY<br />
FLIPS OPEN HIS PHONE AND...<br />
HEY, IT’S ME AGAIN. I<br />
NEED A... FAVOUR.<br />
YEAH, THAT’S<br />
RIGHT.<br />
UH-HUH. COUPLA<br />
HUNDRED MAYBE.<br />
OKAY,<br />
THANKS.<br />
ACTUALLY, I JUST KNOW<br />
A GUY AT THE BEER STO-<br />
OH WAIT, NO,<br />
THAT’S JUST<br />
THAT ACADIA<br />
LINES DRIVER<br />
LOSING<br />
CONTROL AGAIN.<br />
BUT STILL.<br />
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY TAUGHT US ALL A LESSON TODAY MIKE. IN OUR<br />
HIGH-MINDED PREJUDICE WE THOUGHT OUR “MORALS” AND “NON-<br />
CRIMINALITY” MADE US BETTER THAN YOU - BUT WHEN THINGS GOT TOUGH,<br />
YOU WERE THE ONE WILLING TO DO WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE! I THINK I<br />
SPEAK FOR US ALL WHEN I SAY... I’D BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU ON OUR TEAM.<br />
DON’T NEED TO<br />
KNOW, MIKE. DON’T<br />
NEED TO KNOW.<br />
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