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THE<br />
KARMA<br />
FAIRY<br />
STRIKES<br />
AGAIN<br />
BY A. FINE-DAY<br />
WHILE CAPTURING A PICTURE OF<br />
FAMOUSLY RECLUSIVE NEW GLASGOW<br />
REAL ESTATE MOGUL FRASER CHISHOLM<br />
IS REASON ENOUGH TO CELEBRATE,<br />
NABBING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THE<br />
MAN HIMSELF GETTING A PARKING TICKET<br />
LEAVES ME FEELING A LITTLE LIGHT-<br />
HEADED.<br />
What’s good for the goose is good for the<br />
gander, after all.<br />
Many in the town remember the way Fraser<br />
jealously guarded the parking spaces at the<br />
Chisholm Centre on East River Road before<br />
he sold the erection last year (<strong>Frank</strong> 555).<br />
Former Stellarton police chief Amby<br />
Heighton shurely does, as he suffered the<br />
embarrassment of having his unmarked conveyance<br />
towed on Fraser’s orders in the fall<br />
of 2008, just weeks before the poor guy was<br />
fired.<br />
So it’s quite amazing, really, that Fraser<br />
would have the gall to park his hulking Dodge<br />
Ram on the brand new sidewalk in front of<br />
Cafe Italia on Provost Street earlier this<br />
month. And when I say “on the sidewalk,” I’m<br />
not exaggerating. A couple more inches and<br />
all four tires would’ve been sitting on faux cobblestone.<br />
Granted, more than a dozen parking spots<br />
on the front street alone have been lost to the<br />
multi-million dollar Downtown Revitalization<br />
project, so maybe this minor act of civil disobedience<br />
was a protest. I dunno.<br />
Predictably, the always-eager meter maid,<br />
er <strong>com</strong>missionaire, already had a ticket on<br />
the windshield when Fraser emerged from<br />
the Royal Bank toting his leather attache case. As he approached,<br />
the meter maid, er, <strong>com</strong>missionaire, defended the ticket, telling the<br />
ginger-haired gazillionaire that he was “clearly” in the wrong.<br />
To his credit, Fraser was cordial about it, <strong>com</strong>menting aloud that the<br />
The meter man works his magic on Fraser Chisholm’s monster truck.<br />
I’m gonna buy the cafe<br />
and park in there<br />
next time.<br />
The meter man makes his escape as Fraser (right) talks things over with a pal.<br />
<strong>com</strong>missionaire was “just doing his job.” After a quick chat with an<br />
acquaintance in front of the cafe, Fraser drove away five bucks poorer,<br />
and all was once again right with the world.<br />
Does <strong>Frank</strong> Know? atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />
FEBRUARY 16, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 9