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THE<br />

KARMA<br />

FAIRY<br />

STRIKES<br />

AGAIN<br />

BY A. FINE-DAY<br />

WHILE CAPTURING A PICTURE OF<br />

FAMOUSLY RECLUSIVE NEW GLASGOW<br />

REAL ESTATE MOGUL FRASER CHISHOLM<br />

IS REASON ENOUGH TO CELEBRATE,<br />

NABBING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THE<br />

MAN HIMSELF GETTING A PARKING TICKET<br />

LEAVES ME FEELING A LITTLE LIGHT-<br />

HEADED.<br />

What’s good for the goose is good for the<br />

gander, after all.<br />

Many in the town remember the way Fraser<br />

jealously guarded the parking spaces at the<br />

Chisholm Centre on East River Road before<br />

he sold the erection last year (<strong>Frank</strong> 555).<br />

Former Stellarton police chief Amby<br />

Heighton shurely does, as he suffered the<br />

embarrassment of having his unmarked conveyance<br />

towed on Fraser’s orders in the fall<br />

of 2008, just weeks before the poor guy was<br />

fired.<br />

So it’s quite amazing, really, that Fraser<br />

would have the gall to park his hulking Dodge<br />

Ram on the brand new sidewalk in front of<br />

Cafe Italia on Provost Street earlier this<br />

month. And when I say “on the sidewalk,” I’m<br />

not exaggerating. A couple more inches and<br />

all four tires would’ve been sitting on faux cobblestone.<br />

Granted, more than a dozen parking spots<br />

on the front street alone have been lost to the<br />

multi-million dollar Downtown Revitalization<br />

project, so maybe this minor act of civil disobedience<br />

was a protest. I dunno.<br />

Predictably, the always-eager meter maid,<br />

er <strong>com</strong>missionaire, already had a ticket on<br />

the windshield when Fraser emerged from<br />

the Royal Bank toting his leather attache case. As he approached,<br />

the meter maid, er, <strong>com</strong>missionaire, defended the ticket, telling the<br />

ginger-haired gazillionaire that he was “clearly” in the wrong.<br />

To his credit, Fraser was cordial about it, <strong>com</strong>menting aloud that the<br />

The meter man works his magic on Fraser Chisholm’s monster truck.<br />

I’m gonna buy the cafe<br />

and park in there<br />

next time.<br />

The meter man makes his escape as Fraser (right) talks things over with a pal.<br />

<strong>com</strong>missionaire was “just doing his job.” After a quick chat with an<br />

acquaintance in front of the cafe, Fraser drove away five bucks poorer,<br />

and all was once again right with the world.<br />

Does <strong>Frank</strong> Know? atlanticfrank@eastlink.ca<br />

FEBRUARY 16, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK 9

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