Pablo Picasso - Comunidad de Madrid
Pablo Picasso - Comunidad de Madrid
Pablo Picasso - Comunidad de Madrid
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HUMOR<br />
THE JOKER´S CORNER, (BY RENÈ MAYER)<br />
GOSSIPING: (Cotilleando)<br />
LOUISE: “Rose is getting married<br />
tomorrow”<br />
JANE: “Who is the lucky man?”<br />
SAN: “Her father!”<br />
AT THE SHOE SHOP<br />
CUSTOMER: “I want a pair of<br />
corcodile shoes, please”<br />
SHOP-ASSITANT: “Yes, sir, What<br />
size does you crocodile take?”<br />
SILENCE IS GOLDEN<br />
LANDLADY: “ I don´t allow noisy people<br />
in this house, have you got any children,<br />
or a dog, or a radio?”<br />
PROSPECTIVE TENANT: “No, I haven´t,<br />
and when I want to gargle (hacer<br />
gárgaras) I get into the cupboard and<br />
close the door”<br />
AT A PARTY<br />
MR. KELLY: “Who is that awful gossip<br />
(cotilla) in the corner?”<br />
MR. BURTON: “My wife”<br />
MR. KELLY: “ I am sorry, I ma<strong>de</strong> a terrible<br />
mistake”<br />
MR: BURTON: “No, the mistake was<br />
mine!!!!”<br />
SILENCE IS GOLDEN<br />
JOHN: “Do you ever disagree with<br />
your wife?”<br />
JAME: “Very often, but she doesn´t<br />
know it”<br />
MEMORY<br />
SAM: “Did you go to see the doctor<br />
about you loss of memory?”<br />
JOHN: “Yes, I did”<br />
SAM: “And, what did he tell you?”<br />
JOHN: “He told me to pay in<br />
advance”<br />
PASSO, AÑO I Nº3, 49
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