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Chorus:<br />
JEFF SEIDEL IS<br />
ALWAYS IN TOWN<br />
You better w atch out<br />
There's now here to hide<br />
Your room is on his route<br />
And G -d's on his side...<br />
J e ff Seidel is alw ays in tow n.<br />
He knows w h ere you are sleeping<br />
He know s w hen you're awake<br />
He know s if you are Je w ish or not<br />
And if you drink m ilk w ith steak<br />
Chorus:<br />
He has such little hair<br />
His eyes, they flit rig h t by<br />
Find him down by the Kotel<br />
Before he finds you bli alibi<br />
J e ff Seidel is alw ays in tow n.<br />
His posters on your door<br />
If he's not in your chair<br />
He'll take you to Yeshiva<br />
If you have tim e to spare<br />
His parties briefly cancelled<br />
His book's a travel guide<br />
The school keeps on th ro w in g him out<br />
But his fam e ju st w o n 't subside<br />
Jeff Seidel is alw ays in tow n.<br />
W hat are your plans for Shabbas?<br />
I got a movie Sunday night<br />
Take tw o of my cards and a poster<br />
You w a n t the Guru, am I right?<br />
Chorus:<br />
He's such a little man<br />
But w e all know his name<br />
He is Jeff, Jeff, J e ff Seidel<br />
And Free Food is his claim to fam e<br />
J e ff Seidel is alw ays in tow n<br />
Stacia Deutsch<br />
Chorus:<br />
M ost Hebrew U students have at one tim e or another enjoyed the assistance of Jeff Seidel, that<br />
lone cham pion of True Torah Judaism from Chicago, in being set up fo r a m em orable Shabbat dinner<br />
w ith a religious fa m ily in the Old City. For those of you u n fa m ilia r w ith the diversified array of<br />
characters from w h ich to choose — w e proudly present our: TOP TEN JEFF SEIDEL HOOK-UPS list —<br />
or — th e Hebrew U Friday night meal plan!<br />
From th e hom e office in Resnick 7 /1 5 7 , Jerusalem , Israel:<br />
10. Kaniel: for the best vie w in Israel, overlooking the W ailing W all.<br />
9. M achlas: For a fu n -fille d evening w ith th e ir hyper active kids -all 10 of them .<br />
8. W riegler: The best dam ned challah in the Holy Land.<br />
7. Stern: For th e location deep in th e heart of Mea Shearim .<br />
6. Feinhandler: For a fabulous dinner in a sh te tl-like environm ent.<br />
5. Ness: For the most laid-back evening.<br />
4. Freiberg: For his great im pression of Yoda.<br />
3. M endelsohns: For sam pling a w ide variety of FREE WINE from his ow n factory.<br />
2. Guru Gil: For getting trashed w h ile listening to his conscious-raising stories. Be prepared to<br />
"S P IN ” your ow n w ay home.<br />
1. The Ohayo's: U nfortunately, you m ust travel to M arrakesh, in Morocco to enjoy th e ir culinary<br />
feast.<br />
B enjam in M ittm an and David Rosenwasser
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