Gammer Gurton's Needle - Faculty & Staff Web Pages
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THE PROLOGUE<br />
As <strong>Gammer</strong> Gurton with many a wide stitch<br />
Sat piecing and patching of Hodge her man's breech,<br />
By chance, or misfortune, as she her gear tossed,<br />
In Hodge's leather breeches her needle she lost.<br />
When Diccon the Bedlam had heard by report<br />
That good <strong>Gammer</strong> Gurton was robbed in this sort,<br />
He quietly persuaded with her in that stound 1<br />
Dame Chat, her dear gossip, 2 this needle had found.<br />
Yet she knew no more of this matter, alas,<br />
Than knows Tom, our clerk, what the priest says at Mass! 3<br />
Hereof there ensued so fearful a fray<br />
Mas[ter] Doctor was sent for, these gossips to stay<br />
Because he was Curate, and esteemed full wise;<br />
Who found what he sought not, by Diccon's device! 4<br />
When all things were tumbled and clean out of fashion, 5<br />
Whether it were by fortune or some other constellation,<br />
Suddenly the needle Hodge found by the pricking,<br />
And drew it out of his buttock, where he felt it sticking.<br />
Their hearts then at rest with perfect security,<br />
With a pot of good ale they stoke up their plaudity. 6<br />
1 Stound: time<br />
2 Gossip: friend<br />
3 Obviously an inside joke at the expense of Tom, who evidently snoozes through Mass.<br />
4 That is, "who found something he wasn't expecting to find because of Diccon's trick."<br />
5 Out of fashion: disordered, chaotic<br />
6 Stoke up their plaudity: win their applause<br />
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