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THE FIFTH ACT<br />
The First Scene<br />
<strong>Gammer</strong> <strong>Gurton's</strong> <strong>Needle</strong> 46<br />
[Master Bailey, the bailiff (a kind of deputy sheriff)<br />
enters, being led in by Dr. Rat. Scapethrift, Bailey's<br />
servant, is with them]<br />
Bailey: I can perceive none other, I speak it from my heart,<br />
But either ye are in all the fault, or else in the greatest part. 1<br />
D. Rat: If it be counted his fault, besides all his griefs,<br />
When a poor man is spoiled and beaten among thieves,<br />
Then I confess my fault herein at this season;<br />
But I hope you will not judge so much against reason.<br />
Bailey: And methinks 2 by your own tale, of all that ye name,<br />
If any played the thief, you were the very same.<br />
The women, they did nothing, as your words make probation, 3<br />
But stoutly withstood your forcible invasion.<br />
If that a thief at your window to enter should begin,<br />
Would you hold forth your hand and help to pull him in,<br />
Or would you keep him out? I pray you, answer me.<br />
D. Rat: Marry, keep him out, and a good cause why! 4<br />
But I am no thief, sir, but an honest, learned clerk. 5<br />
Bailey: Yea, but who knoweth that when he meets you in the dark?<br />
I am sure your learning shines not out at your nose.<br />
Was it any marvel though the poor woman arose<br />
And start[ed] up, being afraid of 6 that was in her purse?<br />
Methink you may be glad that your luck was no worse.<br />
D. Rat: Is this not evil enough, I pray you as you think?<br />
[He bends over to show Master Bailey the lumps and<br />
bruises on his head]<br />
Bailey: Yea, but a man in the dark, if chances do wink, 7<br />
As soon he smites his father as any other man,<br />
Because for lack of light discern him he ne can. 8<br />
Might it not have been your luck with a spit to have been slain?<br />
1<br />
Bailey says that in his opinion, Dr. Rat is most to blame – after all, he broke into Dame Chat's house.<br />
2<br />
Methinks: It seems to me<br />
3<br />
Make probation: provide the proof<br />
4<br />
Good cause why: for a good reason<br />
5<br />
Clerk: cleric, preacher; it was pronounced clark.<br />
6<br />
Afraid of: worried about<br />
7<br />
If chances do wink: if it so happens<br />
8 Ne can: cannot