Gammer Gurton's Needle - Faculty & Staff Web Pages
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Bailey: Belike then, Master Doctor, your stripes there ye got not! 1<br />
D. Rat: Think you I am so mad 2 that where I was beat I wot not?<br />
Will you believe this quean before she hath tried 3 it?<br />
It is not the first deed she hath done and afterward denied it! 4<br />
Chat: What, man, will you say I broke your head?<br />
D. Rat: How canst thou prove the contrary?<br />
Chat: Nay – how provest thou that I did the deed?<br />
<strong>Gammer</strong> <strong>Gurton's</strong> <strong>Needle</strong> 48<br />
D. Rat: Too plainly, by Saint Mary!<br />
This proof, I trow, may serve though I no word spoke!<br />
[He bends over and shows his bruised head]<br />
Chat: Because thy head is broken, was it I that it broke?<br />
I saw thee, Rat, I tell thee, not once within this fortnight! 5<br />
D. Rat: No, marry, thou sawest me not. For why? Thou hadst no light!<br />
But I felt thee, for all the dark, beshrew 6 thy smooth cheeks!<br />
And thou groped me – this will declare 7 any day this six weeks.<br />
[Bends over to show his head again]<br />
Bailey: Answer me to this, Master Rat: when caught you this harm of yours?<br />
D. Rat: A while ago, sir, God he knoweth, within these last two hours.<br />
Bailey: Dame Chat, was there none with you – confess, in faith – about that season? 8<br />
What, woman! Let it be known what it will, 'tis neither felony nor treason.<br />
Chat: Yes, by my faith, Master Bailey, there was a knave not far<br />
Who caught one good fillip 9 on the brow with a door bar –<br />
And well was he worthy, as it seemed to me.<br />
But what is that to this man, since this was not he?<br />
Bailey: Who was it, then? Let's hear.<br />
1<br />
Belike then . . . not: Maybe, then Doctor, you didn't get your scratches and bruises here!<br />
2<br />
Mad: insane<br />
3<br />
Tried: proved<br />
4<br />
That is, "Beating me isn't the first time she's done something and then turned around and lied about it!"<br />
5<br />
Fortnight: fourteen nights, or two weeks<br />
6<br />
Beshrew: curse<br />
7<br />
Declare: prove it, testify to it<br />
8<br />
Season: time<br />
9<br />
Fillip: glancing blow