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Gradually, over the course of the<br />
night, I did shots with all five of the<br />
neighbor or neighbor-affiliated<br />
girls. All drank in celebration of the<br />
death of the Fat Man. One of them<br />
wasn't a deadhead, though, so she<br />
doesn't really count.<br />
I had to sleep off my buzz on<br />
Bill's couch, and the next morning,<br />
as I peddled up the mountain to my<br />
house, hungover and broke again, I<br />
couldn't help smiling. I felt like<br />
karma had given me a big, wet kiss.<br />
Almost a year passed. I learned<br />
that I wasn't alone in my revelry.<br />
Rev. Norb wrote a hilarious column<br />
about the passing of the Fat Man<br />
for Maximum. NOFX came out<br />
with "August 8th," a song about the<br />
day the Fat Man died ("I see a<br />
bunch of hippies crying, August 8th<br />
was a beautiful day"). I even started<br />
seeing punkers with t-shirts that<br />
said, "Jerry's dead. Give it up." I<br />
can't say for sure, but I felt like<br />
Norb, NOFX, and tasteless punks<br />
were like me in that we didn't really<br />
feel happy that a man was dead.<br />
We just saw a stagnant scene that<br />
harkened back to a time and sound<br />
that was never that cool to begin<br />
with. We saw the shallowness of,<br />
say, people who brag about<br />
bootlegs from the Detroit show,<br />
1989, then sell out the death of their<br />
idol for a dollar shot of<br />
Jaegermeister.<br />
Anyway, by the next summer, I'd<br />
secured another useless diploma<br />
and was back in Atlanta. I worked<br />
in the same bar that I'd worked in<br />
before moving to Flagstaff. I lived<br />
in a house with three old friends.<br />
My favorite deadhead - Laura - and<br />
I shared the upstairs attic space.<br />
The whole city was gearing up for<br />
the Olympics. I worked night shifts<br />
in the bar with Laura, and it was<br />
crazy. Hundreds of people every<br />
night would flood into our bar, get<br />
drunk, yell and scream, have fun,<br />
start fights, eat, run out on tabs, tip<br />
obscenely well, and basically<br />
bounce from one end of the insanity<br />
spectrum to the other. Some<br />
nights, we'd walk out of the bar<br />
with enough cash and enough time<br />
to join the insanity. Most nights,<br />
though, we'd head back to the attic<br />
space, drink a beer or two, and try<br />
to decompress. We'd both want to<br />
listen to music, but being a hippie<br />
and a punk with one stereo between<br />
us (Laura's stereo, at that), some<br />
serious compromising had to go<br />
down. We agreed to alternate<br />
albums. Since we were friends,<br />
we'd try to pick albums that wouldn’t<br />
drive the other one of us too<br />
crazy. I'd play a lot of Man or<br />
Astroman? or Ramones (figuring<br />
everyone loves those bands). She'd<br />
pay me back with War's "The<br />
World Is a Ghetto."<br />
Gradually, I got to the point<br />
where I actually sat through an<br />
entire Dead album without whining<br />
or throwing the stereo out the window.<br />
Not that I enjoyed it. I didn't<br />
enjoy a single note, chord, or drumbeat.<br />
But I watched Laura, who still<br />
had a killer record player (and this<br />
was the late nineties), spin Dead<br />
vinyl that was as old as she was. I<br />
heard her tell stories of growing<br />
into adulthood following the Dead.<br />
I met some of her old hippie friends<br />
and actually became friends with a<br />
couple of them. I listened to her<br />
new albums and realized that she<br />
listened to a lot of current bands<br />
who took the Dead's influence in<br />
new directions. And, of course, we<br />
debated. I won't say argued. We<br />
debated. She asked why Man or<br />
Astroman? was any better than<br />
Dick Dale (because Man or<br />
Astroman? is a whole band who<br />
rock. Dick Dale's just a guitarist).<br />
She asked how I could criticize<br />
Jamiroquai for living in the past<br />
and stealing everything from the<br />
Dead, but not notice that Man or<br />
Astroman? was doing the same<br />
thing with Dick Dale (doh!). We'd<br />
listen to the Dead and I'd ask how<br />
she could be so hung up on a band<br />
that hadn't written a good song in<br />
over a decade. Then I'd play<br />
"Rocket to Russia" and she'd ask,<br />
"When was the last time the<br />
Ramones wrote a good song?" (doh<br />
again). I'd point out lyrics. She'd<br />
point out the ways drum beats filled<br />
spaces. Sometimes one of our other<br />
roommates would come up and<br />
play her Rick Springfield albums.<br />
Laura and I would roll our eyes<br />
together. Finally, I understood that<br />
not only were Laura's battered<br />
Dead albums far beyond the bootleg<br />
cassettes in some Flagstaff kid's<br />
BMW, but that she was just like me<br />
- a music fanatic entrenched in an<br />
underground scene that's rife with<br />
poseurs and crippled by waves of<br />
trendiness, a scene that was triggered<br />
by bands who are long gone<br />
(or should be), but who started a lot<br />
of mixed up folks down really original<br />
paths.<br />
And so, I still giggled when I<br />
heard the NOFX song. I still<br />
laughed when I saw the "Jerry's<br />
Dead…" t-shirts. I still got together<br />
with my punker buddies and<br />
laughed about the night all the<br />
trendy deadheads sold the Fat<br />
Man's memory for a shot. Most of<br />
all, I still hated the music of the<br />
Dead. Thanks to Laura, though, at<br />
least I felt guilty about mocking a<br />
man's death.<br />
Then, April 15, Joey Ramone<br />
died, and I had nothing to crack<br />
wise about. Ain't karma a bitch.<br />
-Sean Carswell