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thought. Like everything. We realized we<br />
weren't really prepared for it. Everything<br />
before was kind of like a joke or not really<br />
serious. Like the name. It just kind of set a<br />
pattern for us, I guess.<br />
Sean: Why do you think people always ask<br />
you the same five questions? Any theories?<br />
Dave: I don't know, but that's a very good<br />
question. A lot of times, when those questions<br />
are asked of us, it's zines that kids are<br />
starting out and they don't really know a lot<br />
about us. And we'll answer them. We won't<br />
always answer them correctly, but we'll<br />
answer them.<br />
Sean: Is it true that you used to be in<br />
Monkeywrench?<br />
Dave: I was in another band called<br />
Monkeywrench, but not the Monkeywrench.<br />
I was never in a band with Tim Kerr or Tom<br />
Price. Tom Price is my guitar hero. Tom<br />
Price of Gas Huffer and U-Men. You know<br />
who Tom Price is?<br />
Sean: Yeah.<br />
Dave: He may not be all Yngve or whatever,<br />
but he's got the perfect style. Tom Price<br />
actually signed me to Empty. When we did<br />
"Masonic Youth," that was one of my personal<br />
main perks: I'm gonna meet Tom<br />
Price. And I did. And me and him just kind<br />
of like, giggled at each other. He was one of<br />
the nicest, coolest guys, not used to stardom<br />
or whatever. And maybe he's not a star, but<br />
I fucking worship the guy. He taught me<br />
how to play so much of the shit that I do<br />
now, which is standard Chuck Berry leads<br />
hidden within rhythms. Just kind of flowing<br />
with everything. And he's not too flashy, not<br />
too tacky, but he's brilliant. He's brilliant. I<br />
love Tom Price to death.<br />
Sean: Well, talking about influences, are<br />
any of your moves on stage influenced by<br />
professional wrestlers?<br />
Dave: Probably.<br />
Sean: Because you look like you're trying<br />
to jump off the ropes and onto the stage<br />
sometime.<br />
Dave: Like I'm the general and you're the<br />
enemy and this is the battle. Right, right.<br />
Well me and Ron are big on Rick Flair. You<br />
know, the Woo! and all. I don't know.<br />
(Pause while he thinks it over) Of course.<br />
Of course I'm influenced by professional<br />
wrestling. I just never think about it. Which<br />
is good, because if I did, then I would be<br />
really lame. It would be preconceived.<br />
But, um, are you familiar with Incredibly<br />
Strange Wrestling? I know the El Homo<br />
Loco. That motherfucker is crazy. No, for<br />
real, he's got some nutty, nutty moves. I saw<br />
a serious lucha libre when I visited my<br />
father's family in Mexico. My mother's in<br />
America. And I was visiting some family<br />
down there and I saw a straight up fist fight.<br />
Like a real fight with masks and shit and<br />
everyone doing craziness. It was amazing. I<br />
mean, we don't have enough tape for me to<br />
describe the glory of that experience. Oh my<br />
God. But suffice to say, yeah, I love the<br />
fuck out of wrestling.<br />
Sean: I can see that. Last year when you<br />
guys were on tour with Dillinger Four, did<br />
you have any catastrophes?<br />
Dave: Yeah.<br />
Sean: Do you want to tell me about them?<br />
Dave: How much tape do you got?<br />
Todd: There was a rumor you had a black<br />
cloud tied to the bumper of your trailer.<br />
Dave: Yeah, well, our drummers had a situation<br />
going on, and, let's see. Okay, okay.<br />
The best story with Dillinger Four and us on<br />
tour was, we're driving to St. Louis and the<br />
Situated alcohol fetal?… I<br />
wrote that song about<br />
how certain girls have<br />
major crushes on ugly<br />
guys. Like Supergrass…<br />
Guys who look like fetal<br />
alcohol syndrome victims.<br />
whole time before that, our vans are on the<br />
freeway, visibly in contact with each other<br />
so any time we come close and we make<br />
faces or whatever. It's a very long drive<br />
through Texas and at some point, we lose<br />
those guys. In the middle of nowhere, we<br />
see this huge, three-story roadside attraction<br />
selling fireworks and funny tomahawks and<br />
cap guns and stuff. So we're in there for an<br />
hour, just fucking around because we're<br />
bored. We come out and we're walking up<br />
to our van and we're like, "Is that smoke<br />
coming out of the side window of our van?<br />
No, it can't be smoke. That would be crazy.<br />
That would be fire, right?" We walk up to<br />
the van, and our van has been completely<br />
terrorized. Someone jimmied open the side<br />
window and stuffed pizza in it and it's all<br />
over our shit. Someone lit a smoke bomb<br />
and there's nothing but smoke inside our<br />
van. And on the front windshield,<br />
in toothpaste - D4.<br />
So, yeah, we're furious.<br />
We're like, those bastards.<br />
This is the last straw. We go<br />
back into the roadside. We<br />
buy so many bottle rockets<br />
and roman candles and hide<br />
them in our pant legs and<br />
jacket sleeves. We see them<br />
and they're like, "You guys,<br />
we got you." "Yeah, you got<br />
us good," you know, giving<br />
them the elbow. The whole<br />
show, we're like, "You won.<br />
You're the best. You're the<br />
gods." Then, they start playing<br />
the first song. They're<br />
marauded on all sides by<br />
fucking bottle rockets.<br />
Todd: How'd they take it?<br />
Dave: Well, they wrestled<br />
me to the ground on stage in<br />
front of a bunch of kids<br />
while Billy (the D4 guitarist)<br />
played the fucking<br />
theme from "Deliverance."<br />
You know, and they're chasing<br />
this little Mexican<br />
(Dave) around, those big old<br />
beefy guys. They got me.<br />
Paddy's screaming in my<br />
ear, "Take his pants down.<br />
Take his pants down."<br />
Luckily, they couldn't<br />
maneuver my belt. Anyway,<br />
yeah, we kind of got even, I<br />
like to think. It was a fun<br />
tour. Those Dillinger Four<br />
guys, they're bastards, but<br />
we love them.<br />
Sean: Okay, I want to ask<br />
you about something you<br />
said a long time ago. Well,<br />
someone said this about<br />
you, "Being on tour with<br />
Scared of Chaka is like<br />
being on tour with the cast<br />
of 'Hee-Haw' when Benny<br />
Hill's driving the van."<br />
Dave: You're talking about Janelle.<br />
Sean: Do you want to explain that comment?<br />
Dave: No (laughs). I mean, everyone wants<br />
to have fun on tour. The last thing you want<br />
to do with some band is show up, all right,<br />
we're gonna play two hours, all right,<br />
where's our rider, all right let's go back<br />
stage, hang out, you know? I<br />
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