issue #02 pdf - Razorcake
issue #02 pdf - Razorcake
issue #02 pdf - Razorcake
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
I checked the rest of my students; they seemed under control. At least there were no visible projectiles.<br />
WHY KIDS GO POSTAL<br />
Danny came up to my desk at the<br />
beginning of the class period and<br />
asked could he please have permission<br />
to go see Mrs. B, the assistant<br />
principal.<br />
"No," I said. "Not right now.<br />
Now is not a good time. Go sit<br />
down."<br />
It wasn’t a particularly good idea<br />
to allow him to leave my classroom<br />
and be out in the halls. I could just<br />
imagine my principal stopping him<br />
to find out which teacher had the<br />
poor judgment to let a student be<br />
idle during class time, even though<br />
all week the kids had been suffering<br />
through the state’s standardized test<br />
and today they finally got a break.<br />
In his oversized nylon windbreaker,<br />
Danny’s skinny body<br />
seemed to shrink a couple more<br />
inches. But he obediently turned<br />
around and went back to his seat. I<br />
didn’t pay him a whole lot more<br />
attention after that. I was trying to<br />
balance about a hundred different<br />
things at the same time: take attendance;<br />
figure out which kid needed<br />
to make up what work; write up a<br />
detention for the girl who was<br />
chewing gum and then said she was<br />
chewing on her tongue when I<br />
asked her to spit it out; open up the<br />
Grade Quick program and locate<br />
six different grades from three different<br />
files in order to fill in the<br />
information for two students’<br />
progress reports; e-mail another<br />
teacher about a project we had due<br />
for a night class we were required<br />
to take if we wanted to keep our<br />
jobs; stop to yell at three kids to sit<br />
down, didn’t I tell them not to get<br />
up without my permission and wasn’t<br />
I already doing them a favor by<br />
not assigning work today and<br />
allowing them to have a quiet period?<br />
Danny’s retreating back<br />
flinched at the shouting, but he<br />
should have known that I wasn’t<br />
yelling at him.<br />
Danny is one of those kids who<br />
you could forget was even in class.<br />
There are days when I forget to<br />
check attendance and after all the<br />
kids have gone home, I rack my<br />
brains trying to remember if certain<br />
kids had shown up in class. Most of<br />
the time, when the<br />
30<br />
students are done with their work<br />
and have started sneaking up out of<br />
their seats, tossing folded notes and<br />
throwing hair picks across the<br />
room, Danny is impervious to it all,<br />
engrossed in Harry Potter. He likes<br />
to read, and he doesn’t carry a<br />
backpack – he pulls one. You know<br />
how flight attendants have the compact<br />
carry-on luggage that rolls on<br />
wheels? Kids at our school have<br />
student versions, stuffed backpacks<br />
on wheels, heavy burdens that they<br />
cart around campus. It’s like<br />
they’re going to the airport. The<br />
other day, I even heard one kid<br />
make a comment about another student:<br />
"Look at her, she think she<br />
going to the airport. Hey, Whitney,<br />
what gate you flying at?"<br />
In the back of the classroom,<br />
most of my students were absorbed<br />
in games of Connect Four and<br />
checkers. A few of them were preoccupied<br />
writing letters that no<br />
doubt were grammatical and<br />
spelling nightmares, but at least<br />
they were writing. Four of the girls<br />
were sitting in a tight cluster and<br />
discussing Kimberly’s secret pregnancy,<br />
which wasn’t so secret ever<br />
since a teacher tipped me off about<br />
Kimberly’s recent change from<br />
tight little outfits to a baggier<br />
wardrobe, and Kimberly herself<br />
came by my desk the other day and<br />
casually asked, "Ms. Vidad, what’d<br />
you do if you knew one of your students<br />
was pregnant?" I said, "I<br />
would be pretty sad. And disappointed."<br />
Because what else could I<br />
say? Or do? How much control did<br />
I have over these kids’ lives?<br />
Not ten minutes later, Danny was<br />
back at my desk. "Now, Ms. Vidad?<br />
Can I go see Mrs. B?"<br />
I knew the last thing one of my<br />
bosses needed at this point in the<br />
day and week was to have me send<br />
a student up to her office. As befitting<br />
my position on the academic<br />
totem pole, I tried to screen the situation<br />
before I bothered administration.<br />
"What’s so important that you<br />
have to go see Mrs. B, Danny?" I<br />
asked.<br />
Gravity suddenly had a very fascinating<br />
effect on Danny. His eyes<br />
got pulled down all the way to the<br />
floor until he was staring at it<br />
through his toes and he said, "I kind<br />
of don’t want to tell you."<br />
I checked the rest of my students;<br />
they seemed under control.<br />
At least there were no visible projectiles.<br />
I said, "Let’s go outside and<br />
talk."<br />
Danny followed me and didn’t<br />
lift his eyes from the smears of pencil<br />
lead on the floor tile until we got<br />
outside in the hall. I kept the classroom<br />
door open a crack and waited.<br />
"See," Danny began, "Well, uh...<br />
Okay, um, me and David, we were<br />
sitting in the back of the room yesterday<br />
and, uh, Tina came over to<br />
us and she started calling me names<br />
and told me stuff like how come I<br />
always act so dumb and why my<br />
teeth all buttery and, um, uh, I<br />
guess I made a comment like I told<br />
her why she so ugly and, uh, she<br />
reached over and grabbed me by<br />
my shirt and scratched me right<br />
here and she left kind of a big mark.<br />
But, uh, I didn’t do nothing ‘cause I<br />
don’t hit girls. And then you told us<br />
it was time to go and she got up and<br />
kicked me in the leg and she went<br />
back to her seat and then I was talking<br />
to my mom yesterday and um,<br />
uh, my mom said that’s battery and<br />
assault and um, uh, I should’ve<br />
reported her."<br />
Danny quit talking and stared at<br />
the space above my right shoulder.<br />
I could tell that the kid was scared<br />
but the first thing that came to mind<br />
was a long sigh and oh, shit.<br />
Danny’s mom is a cop. The first<br />
time I met her at a parent-teacher<br />
conference, she came in fully<br />
loaded with a billy club and gun in<br />
holster, wearing a uniform that<br />
stretched across her biceps and fit<br />
snugly around her thighs. The<br />
woman was solid. She looked like<br />
she could easily bicep curl her son<br />
with one arm and his backpack on<br />
wheels in the other. In comparison,<br />
Danny was a shrunken mouse of a<br />
kid who got lost in the shadow<br />
behind his mother. I could imagine<br />
the interrogation after he came<br />
home and told her what happened<br />
at school. Where was your teacher<br />
this whole time, Danny? What was<br />
she doing? Why was this allowed to<br />
happen? What were you all doing<br />
in class anyway? Why didn’t you<br />
report this or say something to her,<br />
Danny?<br />
I looked at Danny and I saw this<br />
kind of nerdy kid who, through no<br />
real fault of his own, was going to<br />
find himself in high school next<br />
year stuffed into a metal locker one<br />
day when his back was turned during<br />
PE, and all I could think of was<br />
how my butt was going to get into a<br />
whole heap of trouble. How I hadn’t<br />
been doing my job and how I<br />
could have let this happen. Why<br />
this kid who would rather bite off<br />
his tongue before he would tell a lie<br />
feel like he couldn’t come to me<br />
about another student’s attack on<br />
him yesterday. It wasn’t entirely<br />
my fault, but how come I felt so<br />
guilty? Why should I feel so