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<strong>the</strong>se arenas satisfied her. It wasn’t until she was invited to join a think tank session<br />

at <strong>the</strong> University of Sou<strong>the</strong>rn California, looking at issues such as porn and surrogate<br />

parenting, that she found her métier: “People kept laughing when I said what I<br />

thought. But suddenly I realized it wasn’t derision. It was <strong>the</strong> shock of recognition.<br />

That made such a difference -understanding that people took me seriously.”<br />

At that point she was still writing for television and being courted by Disney for an<br />

overall deal. “<strong>The</strong> problem with Disney,” she says, “was that <strong>the</strong>y treated <strong>the</strong> TV<br />

writer like a screenwriter who, in Hollywood, is a surrogate parent: <strong>The</strong> producer<br />

impregnates <strong>the</strong> writer with <strong>the</strong> seed of an idea, <strong>the</strong> writer brings it to term and <strong>the</strong>n<br />

it’s taken away. Eisner would give <strong>the</strong> same idea to five writers and <strong>the</strong>y would <strong>com</strong>pete<br />

to win his favor. <strong>The</strong>n, when I finally capitulated and signed with Disney, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

said <strong>the</strong>y were so excited <strong>the</strong>y were sending me a present. I was thinking, maybe a<br />

Lalique vase; I could do with one of those. I looked out <strong>the</strong> window and saw <strong>the</strong> guy<br />

<strong>com</strong>ing up <strong>the</strong> walk with a three-foot-high stuffed mouse. I looked it up in <strong>the</strong> catalogue<br />

and it was $60. And <strong>the</strong>y called it ‘life-size’.” (Indeed, you cannot make this<br />

stuff up, but you can recount it so o<strong>the</strong>r people will recognize it.)<br />

Now she works full-time developing and performing her own material. Though she<br />

was disappointed to discover that <strong>the</strong> MacArthur “genius” prize she was expecting to<br />

finance this venture was 1) being given to actual geniuses and 2) wasn’t enough<br />

money to finance her dog’s acupuncture sessions, still she’s <strong>com</strong>mitted to her new<br />

career. “It’s <strong>the</strong> same skill I had in college,” she says, “bullshitting on bluebook exams.<br />

<strong>Just</strong> give me three pieces of information and I can weave a convincing narrative.” She<br />

likes to deal with “hard” topics, such as economics, physics and <strong>the</strong> like, which, she<br />

says, “makes me ei<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> Spinoza of <strong>com</strong>edy or <strong>the</strong> Lou Abbott of philosophy.” Her<br />

current work-in-progress, “Common Cent$,” dealing with intellectual property,<br />

pirates and privateers, closed proprietary systems and open source, would be of<br />

interest to <strong>the</strong> PC Forum audience – but she will listen hard and make up some new<br />

material especially for us. <strong>The</strong> shock of recognition may not be <strong>com</strong>fortable.<br />

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