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A Cellarful of Nose - Future Shoes

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To the Kilroys <strong>of</strong> the world, locked into an outmoded mode,<br />

the mask <strong>of</strong> the salesman, the new way looked like a generation<br />

<strong>of</strong> spoiled brats. What have they got to kick about? They didn’t<br />

have to wait out the Depression, or slog through Guadalcanal. I'll<br />

never forget Dean Martin dissing the Rolling Stones, drink in<br />

hand, on his variety show. One roll <strong>of</strong> those handsome bloodshot<br />

eyes said it all – “These guys are going to replace me?” He<br />

envisioned the future and it was punk.<br />

What's it mean? It means that the first world was on the brink<br />

<strong>of</strong> trading one defense mechanism (the stiff upper lip, the<br />

Cagney) for another (the curled lip, the slacker). The former<br />

seems a whole lot more adult, but – former things usually do.<br />

A decade ago George Harrison died. Over the course <strong>of</strong> his<br />

not-very-long life, he matured a good deal. His music certainly<br />

took a sharp turn, away from dourness and low expectations and<br />

toward a vision <strong>of</strong> bliss and positivity. But people generally were<br />

not fooled. He remained a dour and dyspeptic character – just a<br />

better sport about it.<br />

The Greek poet Hesiod, well before Homer, was among the<br />

first to observe that human history, far from evolving into<br />

something brighter and finer, was a history <strong>of</strong> slippage, <strong>of</strong><br />

devolution. Things were not only getting worse, but we were, too.<br />

For Hesiod and Homer it was the descent from a world<br />

populated by gods to one led by heroes to one inhabited by<br />

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