A Cellarful of Nose - Future Shoes

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"If I were you, I'd call Office Max." Which is what I did. I got hold of someone in customer service, and poured out my whole stupid story, how I don't see things that are up close so good, a problem I compound when I don't proofread things as important as checks, and I evidently entered a comma (138,950) instead of a period (138.95) and didn’t stop to read the check, or glance at my check register. And could I have my money back? No one at Office Max had flagged the check for $138,950 as anything unusual. They’re a Kmart subsidiary, you know. But she said sure, all I had to do was write her a letter explaining the screw-up and including a new check, made out in the amount of $138.95. Well, I'm here to tell you I learned a big lesson that day about security and such. Rachel never did find out, either, which is just the way I like these things. But I still had the matter of the wheelbarrow. It was a bad wheelbarrow, with a tire that wouldn't stay inflated and handles wrapped in shredded duct tape in a failed effort to keep the wood from giving you splinters. The only identifying mark I had on it was the wear and tear of being left out in the cold eight winters in a row. The actual body of the thing was more or less immaculate; all it ever did was fill with rain. But here's the deal. Someone was running a stolen wheelbarrow ring on Saint Paul's west side, sneaking up to the sides of garages in the dead of night and making off with lawn 344
implements. Wheelbarrows, fertilizer spreaders, weedwhackers and god knows what all else. You don’t feel safe anymore. Worse, it makes you wonder about people. 345
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to Jon, in whom I am well pleased 3
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Table of Contents A Melting Pot....
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George.............................
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The Blue Bicycle...................
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My father told my mother that her m
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Guatemaltecan Prayers Midnight in t
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uilt the fabled cities of Tikal, Ua
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In the 1960s the government finally
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The Indian people living in the jun
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It is dark, the jungle has quieted
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farmers, scouring the fisherman's r
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Burke, a "townie" in Wooster, Ohio
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Let me jump forward to a great misu
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made it right. It was a snap to cha
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miles. An invigorating thing to do
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physically irritating, intellectual
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in the right way for the 20 year ol
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ones. I was very depressed when the
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for us. I would spend the day playi
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y February we were in love, with on
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The Late Great Franklin Ace The oth
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doesn't want 'em. I don’t think e
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eeze instead of theirs, then lying
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city of Worthington. Like our city,
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But it was not a matter of amusemen
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however, as the bus groaned uphill,
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dark when we pulled into Rio Dulce,
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It didn't need a name. It was The T
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All winter you doubted. You survive
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RATTLESNAKES ARE COMMON IN THIS ARE
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the umpire calls a strike. "Most yo
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The kids mumbled as they got their
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departure from this formula is a ma
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Rachel and I were more conventional
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All of these perceptions are misogy
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- an ancient technique to help man
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virtually nonstop through the durat
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conspiratorially that I had no proo
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Rachel gained weight. I did too. Wi
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Watching the monitor on the ultraso
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I told her how betrayed we felt, an
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eceiver down, and grumbling remaneu
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and carrot soup. I was never so pro
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Piece of Thanksgiving Pie This is f
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umper and lift you up and get you g
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not for himself but for a sweet fri
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A Mending Tree I did not get to see
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In a normal picture of this system,
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I started all this with book I want
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Canine Wisdom "Hey dad," my daughte
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And now look at you, with your brok
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eaks their spirit, and the universe
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that, somehow, God had a special fe
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eal thing, obsessions and compulsio
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"But you're doing real good, Sid. Y
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Together at Last The other day I co
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I never found my sister. But it com
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The difference between the unelectr
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The Pears of Cupertino In the summe
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insufferable. Artie and Liz correct
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acktracking. The dog wants me to ch
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It was the look I saw in Beauregard
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portrait of the comic ads. The exer
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Bing Cherries No sooner do I push m
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We can come back later when you're
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Star Trek. One blast from the Genes
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tyrannical now, will be really impo
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But even there, among devoted Mario
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Paula Kelly Rachel and I drank wine
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had a talk with her while she poope
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the stroke, I was still having a di
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old friend, I drove home in silence
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In my gravy days I was able to hear
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Reading about the early surgeons ha
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Roosevelt's. Wood was about to be n
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was thinking. I would be blessed, i
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witnessing something unnatural - th
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farmers get used to their wives.' '
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schoolwork, helping around the hous
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ed wine, and the breast of the risi
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So I took a deep breath and decided
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doesn't let up until we are jolted
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her scope for a while now, taking n
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I am dejected. If she thinks I am a
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Correspondence with an Autoresponde
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decency. And when I lay my heart ou
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Black and proud There must be somet
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to her. If that doesn't make us Afr
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[Pause to explain to readers The Po
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So we're limping back to the car, h
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I mean, I really do love the fall.
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eye, sized me up and said, "You kno
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sides. So one evening I bundle my s
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Go Deep A while back Michael Kinsle
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and a ticking mantle clock, a month
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They opened a single folio sheet, t
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with questions about my family and
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een touched before. A kind of sulle
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ordinary men. Which brings us to ou
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sobering thought, implying severanc
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man in Hardin's song. I yearned for
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was smart and serious about paintin
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girl, and having a daughter in 1984
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"What happened?" I asked. "The plan
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"I was always your friend," I said
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Inside the Canine Head Every dog ow
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to me. I pretended I was waiting fo
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I Met Charles Manson (I Think) One
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ailroad arrived every day with thre
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Dave had a spy-glass, and he identi
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was this enormous, blonde-haired ma
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ocks forever ... The rocks are our
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We are not happy wanderers toting b
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• Of the self-centeredness. • O
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Empty Places Remembering Paul Gruch
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Another photographer, Mark Luinenbu
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He could be highbrow. He quoted Cha
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Paul didn’t wow everybody. He pla
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coming years. He was the closest th
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Quitting Northfield in 1996, Paul a
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exceptional writer. It also contrib
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me and said, ‘Steve, we should ne
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writings indicate that not all was
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no slam-dunks on the list. Paul’s
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Berryman died at 57, Gruchow at 56,
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against the prow. The boy is smilin
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trembling, grieve at the permanence
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he seems sharp enough in other ways
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pleasant and surprising successes)
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The facial expression: extreme pite
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of our footsteps in the dark, and t
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egan pulling out stomach, intestine
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Rosie's Place The cafe was a mainst
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saying was: Love me the way I am, t
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I remember walking home from high s
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But to really make it happen I need
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through your mind for a few days. L
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whenever I say something public. I
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that, and the other thing. Hallelui
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'The Skin Over a Young Girl's Wrist
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That if I stepped out of my body I
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I didn't, praise god. Even I was ca
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The Pickwick The Pickwick Bookshop
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Page 325 and 326: Two Onetime Poets Two onetime poets
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Page 373 and 374: My Feud By the time I was in my twe
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Page 379 and 380: All Valentines Eve It was the night
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We were so fair and cherry-cheeked.
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I had run out of things to say, and
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I always have thought I was a prett
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incredible story of the bold burgla
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John Henry During spring cleaning,
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The book was a long ordeal of toil,
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A Narrative Poem for Michael Finley
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Your wickedness being dispersed You
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And trunks don't have floorboards W
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Crow." I must tell you that I had n
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The Giant Dirtball The other day I
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corralling a billion eyeballs and s
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underground resistance to the bigne
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I had come across it a few days ear
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Every falling leaf covered it up in
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needed doing - rake trails, tell vi
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health, I told her, and it was quit
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The Christmas Lion I was at church,
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that there would be "honey in the h
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could lie down with the lamb, but t
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A Rose in December Sometimes the fu
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me by this moment. That this wouldn
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The Coach's Daughter The coach love
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all is flying out of there. "It was
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in with them. To her consternation,
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glory of song. (2004) 445
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idea of being kicked out of her hom
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un-evicted.” “Hi dad,” she sa
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The Return of the Runaway Bunny In
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alone, to be away from you, this is
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When We Were Beautiful I have notic
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Generation, so sleek and so bell-bo
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None of the fissures had formed, no
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So it was a problem for me when I g
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meanings of this symbol and that, a
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cantankerous Norwegian self. He was
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around to read his work, and I cove
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Frank Brainerd succumbed to leukemi
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writing, which is how I fed my fami
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Against Heartbreak Heartbreak is th
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heart is broken that God never thro
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mind when a greater part of you, yo
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Self-pity gets a bad name in our cu
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of life. Even at its most excruciat
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“The Lord giveth and the lord tak
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Imagine, if you thought your most p
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