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EUC. (Shaking stick at him. ) You first-class jailbird, do you<br />
dare ask me again ? You're not a thief, but three thieves rolled<br />
into one !<br />
STR. (Whining and nursing bruises.) What did I steal from<br />
you ?<br />
EUC. (Still threatening.) Give it back here, I say ?<br />
STR. (Trembling and edging off.) What is it you want me to<br />
give back ?<br />
EUC. (Watching him narrowly.) . You ask ?<br />
STR. I tell you, I didn't take a thing from you.<br />
EUC. (Impatiently.) All right, but hand over what you did<br />
take ! (Pause.) Well, well !<br />
STR. Well, what ?<br />
EUC. You can't get away with it.<br />
STR. (Bolder.) Look here, what do you want ?<br />
EUC. (Angrier and angrier.) Hand it over, I say ! Stop<br />
quibbling ! I'm not trifling now !<br />
STR. Now what shall I hand over ? Speak out ! Why don't<br />
you give the thing a name ? I swear I never touched or handled<br />
anything of yours.<br />
EUC. Put out your hands.<br />
STR. There you are ! I've done so. See them ?<br />
EUC. (Scrutinizing his hands closely.) All right. Now put<br />
out the third too.<br />
STR. (Aside, growing angry.) The foul fiends of madness have<br />
possessed this doddering idiot. (Majestically.) Confess you<br />
wrong me ?<br />
EU C. (Dancing in frenzy.) To the utmost, since I don't have<br />
you strung up ! And that's what'll happen too, if you don't<br />
confess.<br />
STR. (Shouting.) Confess what ?<br />
EUC. What did you steal from here ? (Pointing to his house.)<br />
STR. Strike me if I stole anything of yours, (Aside to audience)<br />
and if I don't wish I'd made off with it.<br />
EUC. Come now, shake but your cloak.<br />
STR. (Doing so.) As you please.<br />
EUC. (Stooping to see if anything falls out.) Haven't got it<br />
under your shirt ? (Pounces upon him and ransacks clothing.)<br />
STR. (Resignedly.) Search me, if you like ;" and so on with<br />
"Give it back," What is it ? "Put out your right hand," etc., etc.<br />
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