Aries June 2014

HAVE
DRUNK
SEX
SOBER
(Seriously!)
A few drinks can make a guy go from
mortal to god in the bed. But sober sex,
if done right, can feel tequila-crazy too
(that’s a promise or next round is on us).
Seven shots of Fireball and two
cups of strawberry vodka soda, who
hasn’t said something he would never
say IRL—”Smack my ass and tell
me I’m a bad boy!” —while assuming
a very complicated, very unflattering
position in bed. A little liquid
courage goes a long way in terms of
loosening inhibitions and giving us
the body confidence of Zac Efron.
A recent survey of 1000
gay men across the U.S. on C-date
found that 50% prefer to have sex
while tipsy. Sex under the influence
is often a little crazier, a little dirtier
than what you get on your average
Tuesday evenng. But the downside and games until you wake up the
to a boozy romp is that it’s harder to next morning unable to remember
climax. “Alcohol slows your blood your wild hookup. Or worse, you do
flow,” explains Tammy nelson, PhD, remember and realize with horror
Author of Getting the Sex You Want. that last night’s striptease was more
“That prevents blood from reaching sloppy than seductive (which totally
the nerve endings at the tip of your happened to “a friend” of Mine—
penis —which has to happen in order ahem).
for an climax to occur.”
So the question is, can you
Not to mention, it’s all fun
JUNE 2014 / ARIES 78
have the fun of drunk sex without
actually drinking any alcohol? Yes,
you can still get a little freaky, have a
happy ending, and not want to crawl
into a hole the next morning. Try
these tips, and bottoms up (literally...
depending on how you feel about
that, of course).