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1TEASE<br />
IT OUT<br />
Flirty banter over beers and a game<br />
of Big Buck Hunter, hips grazing<br />
as you push your way up to the<br />
bar, those hungry eyes...drunk sex<br />
is marked by a heated buildup that<br />
culminates in ripping each other’s<br />
clothes off, banging into furniture,<br />
and tripping your way to the bed.<br />
Cultivate that feelings of anticipation<br />
by planting a sexy seed. “I<br />
texted my boyfriend at work that I<br />
was wearing sexy red underwear<br />
he loves,” says Alexander, 28. “We<br />
were both champing at the bit by<br />
the the time we got home.” Whether<br />
it’s a look you give him in the<br />
pharmacy or a quick make-out<br />
in the hallway, do something that<br />
serves as the appetizer to really<br />
wild, (faux) waste-y sex.<br />
CREATE 2A<br />
(BLURRY)<br />
VISION<br />
When you picture a bar (a nice one,<br />
not your local watering hole), you<br />
probably see good-looking people<br />
rubbing elbows in an intimate,<br />
dimly lit space. That sets the mood<br />
for things to come...Bring that sexy,<br />
hazy feeling into your own boudoir<br />
(must be said with an exaggerated<br />
French accent) with a red lightbulb.<br />
As one reviewer on Amazon.com<br />
says, “Not much of a light scource,<br />
but sets the tone in a dark room<br />
where you are enjoying anyting<br />
that’s cool to do in a dark room.”<br />
That’s the kind of review that’ll<br />
make you click Add to Cart without<br />
thinking twice.<br />
3RELOCATE<br />
The novelty of getting it on in and out of the ordinary space mimics<br />
the rush of alcohol-assisted sex. “I used to prefer drunk sex<br />
to sober sex, but since I’ve made the effort to have more sober<br />
sex, my boyfriend and I have since been trying it in the craziest<br />
places—like on top of a picnic table by the lake,” says Robert, 22.<br />
“We replaced the adrenaline factor of getting drunk with the risk<br />
factor of getting caught.” If you’re a play it safe kinda of guy, do<br />
it in a different room of the house, in the shower, on the floor, or<br />
against the wall. Or try a hotel room —you will reap the novelty<br />
benefits, without having to explain yourselves to an officer of the<br />
law while half-naked.<br />
DROWN OUT<br />
AWKWARD<br />
BODY<br />
NOISES<br />
When you are all liquored up, it’s easy<br />
to not give a damn. Whether you haven’t<br />
been to the gym in a while or you<br />
fart so loud your neighbors hear it, it’s<br />
NBD. To channel that carefree attitude,<br />
create an environment where the sex<br />
sounds are not skanky. Music is a key<br />
part of that. “Silence can be a scary<br />
thing,” says Jayme Waxman, author of<br />
Hot Sex, “You hear the bed creaking<br />
or focus on the weird sex sounds your<br />
bodies are making. Drown that out<br />
with a play-list that makes you want to<br />
move in a seductive way.”<br />
4UNLEASH THE<br />
BADASS<br />
WITHIN<br />
The whole point of drinking before sex<br />
is to help you let go of your inhibitions,<br />
so do something that signals to him<br />
and to your brain that things could get<br />
a little out of hand. 5A few moves that<br />
work like Jager-bombs: A well timed<br />
expletive (“that feels so f&^%ing<br />
good” right as he enters you), your<br />
nails in his back, or grabbing a tuft<br />
of his hair while you kiss him. Drunk<br />
sex is like really good cardio—you are<br />
rolling around, flushed, sweaty, and out<br />
of breath. So initiate postion changes<br />
to up the physicality. He may be surprised,<br />
but it’ll make him want to up<br />
the ante too.<br />
6BREAK OUT YOUR<br />
NIGHT MOVES<br />
There’s soemthing about the middle of the night that feels illicit,<br />
so next time you wake up at 2 a.m. to pee, don’t go back to<br />
sleep—go to town on him instead. Fall into that bleary-eyed, no<br />
words needed kind of hookup that’s the touchstone of drunk sex.<br />
Because you’ll be in a slightly dreamy state, the next morning<br />
will feel almost the same: Did that really happen...or did I imagine<br />
it? Knowing you can rock his world at any given moment is a<br />
bigger turn-on for both of you than three vodka sodas on Friday<br />
night.<br />
79 ARIES / JUNE <strong>2014</strong>