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Fashion & Beauty
Chiedza Mebe
This piece will help our
dear fashion friends avoid
committing unholy crimes
of fashion. This is our list Tof things to ditch and avoid totally,
lest you fall victim to a fashion
suicide.
First question, Who
does that? The answer is
nobody should ever do that
to themselves but we still see a
number of sensible women prancing
around in this look. Truth is it should never
be done. If you do go around in this look,
sorry to say but, you don’t deserve a fair trial,
it’s straight to the death chambers for you.
Wearing a dress or skirt over jeans, doesn’t even
make sense. Choose one from the two already. It
always looks awkward, and trust us awkward
is not a good look.
Why torture yourself with these shiny
looking pants? Stick to the rules and get
yourself a decent pair
of pants. Let
us all try
to
forget
that these
Crim o
pants even exist. Leaving them in
the 50s were they belong. Move
along now, there are better fashion
statements to be made.
The fashion police car alarm bells went off
from just the mention of the words “shell suits”.
Shell suits look like something someone in space
would wear and trust us it’s not a pretty sight.
To emphasize how bad these are, take note, shell
suits are considered one of the worst fashion
crimes of all time. Shell suits do nobody justice.
The ground might as well just swallow you whole,
if you wear these.
Say no to tie dye
crime. Where do
we start with tie
dye?
Besides,
it’s ugly, it’s
really
ugly.
The word
b e a u t i f u l
or pretty
doesn’t link
Page 28 The Parade - Zimbabwe’s Most Read Lifestyle Magazine
August 2014