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f<br />
es<br />
<br />
anywhere with tie dye. Anyone wearing<br />
tie dye in all its forms, whether it’s on<br />
a skirt or a top has committed a fashion<br />
crime.<br />
<br />
Lock them up and throw the key<br />
away. There is absolutely no fashion<br />
statement that can be made with these<br />
shoes. In the dictionary they fall under<br />
<br />
DON’T, they don’t belong in any sensible<br />
fashionista’s closet. If they do nothing for<br />
you, then they deserve to be binned, end<br />
of story.<br />
<br />
Should these even exist? Surely they<br />
belong on another planet. Jelly sandals<br />
leave a sour taste in the mouth. These<br />
sandals can never be classy, sophisticated<br />
or a must-have fashion item. If that won’t<br />
<br />
won’t get compliments for wearing them<br />
either.<br />
<br />
<br />
These shoes have been<br />
seen on a<br />
couple of fashion idols; however, these<br />
<br />
They’re huge, they’re clunky and the will<br />
make your feet look like boats. Do you<br />
want to look like you’re walking around<br />
with boats on your feet? Didn’t think so,<br />
now dig a hole in your back yard and bury<br />
them.<br />
<br />
Worn in kindergarten, skorts were<br />
cool then. Increase the years and you’re<br />
still wearing these. Ladies, you should<br />
be ashamed of yourself.<br />
Skorts look like a giant<br />
napkin and should<br />
be banned from the<br />
streets. This fashion<br />
No No doesn’t cut it in<br />
fashion circles. Nothing about a skort<br />
is cute. Best give them the boot.<br />
We have imparted our angelic fashion<br />
advice on things to avoid. Don’t<br />
say we didn’t warn you when the<br />
fashion police state that, “You’re<br />
under arrest. Choose to stay on<br />
point. TP<br />
Fashion & Beauty<br />
The Parade - Zimbabwe’s Most Read Lifestyle Magazine August 2014<br />
Page 29
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