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Muthu & the interviewer
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13 October
Interviewer: which year
Muthu... Every year
JUST FOR LAUGH
Muthu and his manager
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview..
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied “p-o-s-t-b-o-x”
Muthu & his experiment
Muthu was experimenting with a cockroach. First he cut off one of its leg and told it to walk. The
cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and the cockroach did the same. At last he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it to walk. But the cockroach didn’t walk. Muthu exclaimed, “I have discovered that if we
cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.”
Muthu & the driver
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted ”Are you trying to see my wife? Come sit back here and I will drive.”
Muthu goes to a hotel
In a hotel, Muthu went to wash his hands in the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the Manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the sign board which
said “Washbasin.”
Muthu & the interviewer- final part
Interviewer : Just imagine that you are on the 20 th floor in a building, it catches fire. How will you
escape? Muthu: “it is simple.... I will just stop my imagination...”
- Rohit Davis (West)
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