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going to see their Judgment Day! I don’t think it was a very difficult task to deaden the already deafened
mosquitoes. They frantically flew in their swarms and appeared to be flying backwards! Their retreat
appeared real then but make believe later when we heard the familiar music a couple of hours after
the chemical attack. The man behind the machine justified this failure by saying that the Kamath
Enclave houses had a lot of crevasses where the enemy had apparently taken shelter! The residents
however, choked and coughed while the enemy squadrons watched from their hideout, the suffering
of humanity with much delight. Very soon they resurfaced and attacked with a vengeance! The colony
population just allowed themselves to get bitten and bitten and bitten! Their resignation to fate brought
tears to my eyes.
The familiar drone, now, sounds as if the mossy squadron is having the last laugh. Who says that
the humans have a supreme intelligence? Hark, we have a challenger here! As for me, I have become
an insomniac, a somnambulist and suffer with a deep paranoia. All this psychological jargon defeats
my definition! I walk around the house with a fly swatter, (the electronic one) and keep clapping my
hands in the middle of the night killing them in close combat perhaps. My family members have
obviously written me off for my “Mossy Squadrons Phobia”.
- Mrs Renu Narayan (Delhi)
People who claim that they don't let little things bother them, have
obviously never ever slept in a room with a single mosquito.
Joke
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets and as he was
walking away, he turned to the cadet and said "I guess when I die, you'll
dance on my grave".
"Oh no Sir!" said the cadet. "Not me. I promised myself that when I got
out of the army, I'd never ever stand in another line".
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