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“I can’t find them.” I confessed to Elly. She was finishing off her ice-cream on
a bench. I helped her up, it was almost as if the whiff of pregnancy had induced
chronic back pain and restricted her knees ability to bend.
“I’ll do it.” She said.
I followed close behind and observed her as she talked to the store-girl. An
observant security guard was either checking me out as a potential thief, my
baby-mama’s ass or the store-girl who was way too young for him. I ventured
over to him and he nearly stood his ground but as I got closer he started on a lap
of the perimeter.
I returned to Elly.
“Which one do you think?” She said holding up two boxes.
The only difference I could tell was that one box was purple and white and the
other was green and white.
“Take them both. Athletes need a B test to confirm.”
She banged the boxes against my head but took the advice. Since we were there
I took gum, honey chap stick and some more toothpaste which came with free
mouth wash. Elly seemed happier now and we rushed back to the flat to test out
our theory.
“I can’t make it rain.” She shouted through.